Kevin Carr's Gloves

Simon Jones gets a Michelle.

you'd be much more likely to see me in a football shirt 20086[/snapback] That does it for me too.

Hands up everyone now picturing toon raider in a flimsy top.

We need to get Tait on strike.

Still think we could swap Ian Bell for Paul Collingwood.

I like that when someone gets smacked for 4 the next ball is right on the batsmens ear. We never used to be that ruthless.

Thanks everybody. Think I might save a lot of counsellor money here. Owe you all a pint.

In the BBC article it says Guest is married to Jamie Lee Curtis. I thought she was married to a british peer.

Ok, you're obviously mad/upset about this, would you like to explain abit more fully, because im confused (it doesnt take much)! 19960[/snapback] Sister died in December from cancer. About 12 months prior she went to a spiritualist and the spiritualist told her the cancer all being down the right side of her bodywas because of maternal rejection. When my sister said she didnt remember this the spiritualist said she could do hypnotherapy sessions to bring back suppressed memories. Lo and behold after a month she remembered being abandoned at grandmas for 6 months while mum and dad got divorced and she moved in with new husband. Unfortunately she only told her daughters and husband this and didnt manage to spaek to me or my other sister who were there at the time about it because funnily enough we don't remember that either. So either we all have supressed memory and have replaced that with a false one of us all going with mum straight to new husbands house (Who is a great bloke and raised us all as his own and all our kids call grandad) or what I believe that this rejection didn't bloody happen and said hypnotherapy was planting shitty false memories so this spiritualist could prove she was right. Now Sisters husband and 2 kids hate my mum cos they blame her for my sisters death.

Just a tip. Getting cancer on the right hand side of the body is due to the lymph gland draining there. It is not because of your mother abandoning you. Just a tip for you mean nothing empty lived f*ckwits who mess with peoples lives to make money out of their misery. 3rd in line against the wall after lawyers and politicians. Rant over. Sorry counsellor cancelled this week.

Just a little tip. Try and calm down enough to type next time. The one in italics made me laugh. You had to pay another bag to push this one over? I just have this mental image of a big muscly bag of crisps pushing this bag which is clinging on for dear life.

Ameobi=Toilet Parker=fly Emre=stylish Boumsong=solid 18625[/snapback] Was he in the stands like?

Can anyone give me a good reason why Ian Bell keeps getting picked. It's almost as if they never heard of Grahem hick.

I thought we could withold him if he wasnt fit.

The point is Chelsea are in the top three because they are very good at football. Man City are in the top three because they have had three good results. Wigan are in the bottom three because they are very bad at football. We are in the bottom three because we have had three bad results. Do you see? 18307[/snapback] We are in the bottom 3 because over the last three games we have been bad at football. So can I ask did you think that adding Lee Clark when we were desperste for some creativity was the right idea? Did you think that not picking Milner and Zoggy and changing them for Shola and Faye was a good idea?

It was a desperate appointment. No one great wanted the bloody job. Why? BECAUSE IT WAS THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING SEASON!! Get behind Souness, and if he doesn't do the biz, sack him at the END of the season. Simple. 18262[/snapback] Even if it means relegation? 18264[/snapback] I see so you can see the future. Well you should have said. We won't get relegated. Honestly. 18280[/snapback]

Not so easy to replace him is it? Paul Jewell! How much respect do you think Shearer would have for him? At least Souness has won a fuckload of trophies. Ferguson? Wenger? Yeah RIGHT! The truth is, Souness is the best of a bad lot for now...sacking him at this stage is a dreadful idea, but sadly I think it'll probably happen. 18180[/snapback] I have a lot of admiration for someone like yourself with learning difficulties coming on the board. Keep it up.

I don't give a f*ck they get paid millions. If it was up to me it would be legal to kneecap arsehole players who f*ck fans about.

It does smack a bit of reacting to their game instead of imposing our game on them. Then again, what exactly is our game???? 17402[/snapback] Not quite adapting to other teams games.

Great Milner and Zoggy out for 2 clodhopper. I hate Souness.

Shearer doesn't need his badges yet. Souness surprisingly hasnt' got any. I would be happy with anyone at the monet except Peter reid. Even O'Leary who i detest or Bruce who I think is a w*nker. Maybe even Mark McGhee. I know they aren't great but bith Bruce and O'leary have better management skills than Souness and I think Even McGhee or barrell scraping Brian Little would be an improvemenet on Souness.

Yes. But i was in the army at the time.

Same thing. 16508[/snapback] Yeah, I tend to say "Oh God" when I see you actually I knew you two were shagging. 16631[/snapback] I'd tell you to speak to my lawyer, but the only lawyer I know is Sammy.... 16640[/snapback] Then your just legally shagged.

he bought Faye, Moore and Babayaro. He let Bernard go to be replaced by Babayaro. He has let Ambrose and Hughes go. He wants to get rid of Bowyer and keep Dyer and Jenas. He has let our entire attack go and replaced them with more midfield players. He is down on his transfer fees and has used the majority of his budget to do the above. No one was pissed off with Bellamy. If you were, you were the only one who was. We have plummeted in the league, believe it or not it's results that count, and every time he talks about Spriit, Bobby Robson should go on TV and tell him he should shut his gob until he matches the spirit, results and ability of the team that played regularly in the Champions League that he inherited. 16451[/snapback] You weren't pissed off when Bellamy gloated that we lost the FA semi? Bobby had five years and won nothing. I appreciate we consistently finished high in the league but it took him 2 seasons. (13th and 11th I think?) Souness won't be given that time probably, but I think his critics are way too harsh. Also, I don't think the lack of strikers is as much down to Souness as Shepherd. 16471[/snapback] Souness had already decided to get rid of him then. When Souness came here Bellamy was our best player. Graeme Souness systematically went out of his way to stir up hatred against Bellamy and then orchestrated the situation which got him moved. Before he did that no one was upset at Bellamy.

Thank god for that.