Kevin Carr's Gloves

Get your lass to apply pressure to the perenium (sp) whilst giving you a BJ. It's f*cking magic. 87270[/snapback] Where is it though? Is that the Humber Bridge? etc etc? 87272[/snapback] Might be I don't know what the Humber Bridge is a euphamism for. but its the bit between your back wheels and the bottom of your arse cleff.

Get your lass to apply pressure to the perenium (sp) whilst giving you a BJ. It's f*cking magic.

Stayed at a mates house who was a student. he lived in the same house as this girl who had done the dirty on another mate of ours. We drank for ages and I stayed and slept on her bed. Having the great idea in the morning of removing the pillow case knocking one off on the pillow and carefully replacing pillow case.

I have decided to open a sweetshop in The merchant city in Glasgow called the chocolate runway. Will put it just next to the polo lounge.

I think they are, and whats more Craig in his desperation to blame Shepherd for anything he sees fitc - including the fact it didn't snow at Xmas - is forgetting the fact that he has spent 26m quid on Owen and Luque - which is actually courtesy of Souness' incompetence, the manager he backed to give time to be successful, not Shepherds. Surely if Luque is half what some people are cracking him up to be we wouldn't need to be considering such players anyway 86971[/snapback] So backing incompetence is a good thing. 86976[/snapback] Didn't you back him or am I thinking of someone else?

I've just sat and watched this. I'm not a girl who usually likes war films but I thought it would pass a couple of hours and found I really enjoyed it. I thought it gave a hell of an insight into some of the psychological aspects of war that you really can't imagine. It also had Jake Gyllenhaal dancing round in just a santa hat to hide his modesty. 86907[/snapback] I wasn't particularly interested in seeing Jarhead, but something in your review won me over, I just can't quite put my finger on what it was... 86920[/snapback] have you seen bareback mountain yet then Meenzer?

Picture of catmag in nurses uniform and high heeled boots stored in bank. 86728[/snapback] Trust me mate, it's not as nice as it sounds. 86731[/snapback] Vomitworthy factor exceeded only by the image of Gemmill in the same outfit tbh. 86735[/snapback] Bum cos I was thinking of using Gemmill as a condom.

http://uk.sports.yahoo.com/060131/4/gnnx.html He has a point but his opinion was hampered by the fact we improved (as did Shearer) with someone else in charge. I think as it stands now the club does need to make wholesale changes throughout to get us where we honestly belong. And the reason we belong there is because of the fans. We have more than most in the league and so can make more money. Thats why we should be battling for the top 4. Bollocks to history clubs like Spurs and Everton can kiss my a*se they haven't got the fanbase for sustained achievement in the modern game. But we do and it is just being wasted by the muppets in charge. Yes FS has given cash to the situation. But that isn't how you correct problems. You do that by careful investigation proper diagnosis and corrective measures.

Picture of catmag in nurses uniform and high heeled boots stored in bank. 86728[/snapback] Trust me mate, it's not as nice as it sounds. 86731[/snapback] Yeah but i've not met her so I can make her look however I like.

Picture of catmag in nurses uniform and high heeled boots stored in bank.

He won a golden globe for it. So I think they like it. Plus a friend of my uncles in California thought Bob Hoskins was American. I think they have so may accents they just think our pretend one is just one they haven't heard.

And you know this how? Previous life? 86269[/snapback] Or get hijacked and flown into a building. Or blown out of the sky.can you imagine the feeling of falling to earth?

I am god and you should bow before me.

I read something but wasn't sure it was adressed to me. Are you saying Boumsong wasn't Souness's signing or something? If so, I disagree. 86182[/snapback] Read the article (and then your quote, which was included in the post so quite how you weren't sure if it was for you is beyond me, again then!) You said Robson was linked with him but wasn't interested. Yet that article states that we had a £3.8m bid for J-A-B turned down the weekend for SBR was sacked! Now either Robson was being allowed to bid for players 2 days before he was sacked (and thus proving that FS fucked up and sacked Robson on a whim) or Shepherd himself made the bid.... Souness did indeed sign him, I never disputed that - if you recall my initial point (which you said was wrong) was that we approached Rangers for Boumsong before we sacked Bobby!! 86188[/snapback] OK, so Robson might have been interested in Bounsong as a second choice defender when Woodgate was sold under his nose and there was literally only days left to go before the transfer market closed. So what? 86195[/snapback] So what?? *cough* No, Bobby didn't want him even for free. 85707[/snapback] You was wrong.....nerrrr! 86218[/snapback] Sheesh, if it makes you happy! Mind you, I maintain he didn't want him while we had Woodgate, and still preferred this Bilbo Baggins character from Celtic. 86220[/snapback] Dont back yourself up with that Balde is worse than Boumsong FACT.

Hercules transporter. They are those big 4 prop things you see them chucking bags of food ouit of for relief stuff. Like being in the back of a bedford van with all its exhaust missing and in the air. Still not as bad as cherokee flight over Grand canyon. Talk about bumpy.

Have you got a link for this Craig? Are you suggesting Boumsong was not a Souness signing? I seem to remember Robson being linked with Boumsong but he wasn't interested. 85721[/snapback] I haven't got a link to hand, no, but then we've discussed it previously and I wasn't the only one to voice that opinion.. Boumsong was indeed a Souness signing, I've not said differently - but this club made moves to approach him before Souness was anything to do with the place. 85723[/snapback] So it is just your opinion then. The way you put it it makes it look like a fact that we wanted to sign him. And does asking about a player and sending scouts definitely mean we want to sign him or are we just checking him out? I would like to know cos obviously I am not as Knowledgeable as you.

Sarcasm is the lowest form of witt. Apparently. 84573[/snapback] Yes but oscar Wilde was being sarcastic when he said that.

I hope you all get food poisoning for eating nestle products you baby killing monsters.

I think it's a shame that he couldn't come out and say nice things about Newcastle when he broke his foot. It pissed me off that instead of saying how disappointed he was at not being able to do a job for the club that paid a huge amount of money for him, pays him £100K a week and got him back into English football, all we got from him was that he wouldn't let the fans down by being back by the time the World Cup rolled around. I certainly think there could be more than a bit of truth in what Eriksson said about Owen, and I think that anyone who thinks any different is deluing themselves. 81883[/snapback] I have never Lu'd myself so dont know how you delu. But that quote was in relation to a direct question asking him about his chances of playing in the world cup.

Apparently there is a major cold snap on its way.

Yeah but luckily we will be able to keep tabs on him with those new ID cards with fingerprint matches and retina scans 81696[/snapback] of course, when he is set free ... 81721[/snapback] I think that's a defo whoosh tbqff 81729[/snapback] not so sure...the Moslems will have a lot to say, and the pc mob will protest on their behalf as always 81730[/snapback] Cooeeee!!!!!! 81805[/snapback] usual mature observation fron Rob [seen it all, but know fuck all] there 81824[/snapback] LEAZES MAG THIS IS THE POLICE! PUT DOWN THE KEYBOARD AND STEP AWAY FROM THE DISCUSSION!

Yeah but luckily we will be able to keep tabs on him with those new ID cards with fingerprint matches and retina scans

I have just been taking the mick out of some for there blind ambition getting in players from a better league.

I want to keep my current job until I can leave for something better. I can't afford to leave until my fiancee finishes school and begins walking the street--June. (Coincidentally) I just feel like taking a job for a short period and then leaving them in the lurch when I bail might reflect badly on me. 81368[/snapback] Just tell them what your 15 year old girlfriend is prepared to do for you and they will realise you must be a super negotiator.

Yeah but Johnston was just a twat. Craig Bellamy of his era.