Kevin Carr's Gloves

well they don't do they????? If our schools and universities were as good as teaching subjects as our prisons are at teaching criminals to be better criminals we'd sweep the Nobel Prizes every year 96711[/snapback] Serious question. What would you do with criminals Rob?

Friends of mine and the missus have a pink party every eurovision final. I have thus far managed to miss all of them. Starting to run out of excuses TBH.

He's a Man U player. I hope he never plays again. 96680[/snapback] I hope you never post again. 96688[/snapback] Sorry to dash that hope.

He's a Man U player. I hope he never plays again. 96680[/snapback] He's also a young(ish) England player...but aside from that, i'd not wish any player to have his career cut short like that no matter who he plays for 96682[/snapback] Why not he is an odious little runt who has earned millions? Why feel sorry for him? 96684[/snapback] because i am different from you! 96685[/snapback] Good cos I am a bitter and twisted old cynic.

He's a Man U player. I hope he never plays again. 96680[/snapback] He's also a young(ish) England player...but aside from that, i'd not wish any player to have his career cut short like that no matter who he plays for 96682[/snapback] Why not he is an odious little runt who has earned millions? Why feel sorry for him?

He's a Man U player. I hope he never plays again.

I wasnt stealing the Joke i was simply saying I would be turning the fact they cancelled skiing because of snow into comedy gold.

I am doing a gig at Blackfriars in Merchant City.

Does anybody know what is happening with it and what it's going to be like. I have the gametrak system with Darkwind and real world golf and absolutely love them. Is there anything similar for the PS3?

Want some salt and vinegar for the chips on your shoulders?

You've never heard of the Scots Nats, Plaid Cymru and the IRA then.

This will now be a joke3 in my set at blackfriars pub comedy night in Glasgow tonight.

The spice girls, Manchester United, liver and bacon, concentration camps, the 90's pop explosion, rip off shops, London, Birmingham, Americanisation.

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We will lose Mike (home team) Riley is the ref. He was the one that let Sorenson stay on the pitch last season.

Is heartbreak soup still open on the quayside. I used to love it there.

What do you class as prison offences?

Not the arse.......in the humber bridge/equivalent thereof! 87285[/snapback] No it is f*cking great.

Get your lass to apply pressure to the perenium (sp) whilst giving you a BJ. It's f*cking magic. 87270[/snapback] Where is it though? Is that the Humber Bridge? etc etc? 87272[/snapback] Might be I don't know what the Humber Bridge is a euphamism for. but its the bit between your back wheels and the bottom of your arse cleff.

Get your lass to apply pressure to the perenium (sp) whilst giving you a BJ. It's f*cking magic.

Stayed at a mates house who was a student. he lived in the same house as this girl who had done the dirty on another mate of ours. We drank for ages and I stayed and slept on her bed. Having the great idea in the morning of removing the pillow case knocking one off on the pillow and carefully replacing pillow case.

I have decided to open a sweetshop in The merchant city in Glasgow called the chocolate runway. Will put it just next to the polo lounge.

I think they are, and whats more Craig in his desperation to blame Shepherd for anything he sees fitc - including the fact it didn't snow at Xmas - is forgetting the fact that he has spent 26m quid on Owen and Luque - which is actually courtesy of Souness' incompetence, the manager he backed to give time to be successful, not Shepherds. Surely if Luque is half what some people are cracking him up to be we wouldn't need to be considering such players anyway 86971[/snapback] So backing incompetence is a good thing. 86976[/snapback] Didn't you back him or am I thinking of someone else?

I've just sat and watched this. I'm not a girl who usually likes war films but I thought it would pass a couple of hours and found I really enjoyed it. I thought it gave a hell of an insight into some of the psychological aspects of war that you really can't imagine. It also had Jake Gyllenhaal dancing round in just a santa hat to hide his modesty. 86907[/snapback] I wasn't particularly interested in seeing Jarhead, but something in your review won me over, I just can't quite put my finger on what it was... 86920[/snapback] have you seen bareback mountain yet then Meenzer?

Picture of catmag in nurses uniform and high heeled boots stored in bank. 86728[/snapback] Trust me mate, it's not as nice as it sounds. 86731[/snapback] Vomitworthy factor exceeded only by the image of Gemmill in the same outfit tbh. 86735[/snapback] Bum cos I was thinking of using Gemmill as a condom.