Kevin Carr's Gloves

Aye, I remember that, against a weak side; think he'll show a lot more when he's used to the style of the Premiership. Speaking of pace, I thought Bellamy looked like he'd lost a yard of pace against Chelsea on Sunday. Am I the only person absolutely delighting in Liverpools misery? Saying that they will now hump us this week.

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So you're speaking to someone who calls themself a historian. You chat about some stuff maybe the decline and fall of the Roman empire and the frustrations of the dark ages when they say. I don't believe the Holocaust took place. What do you do. Just stand upa nd say goodbye or slap them?

Yes but I am the only one to explain it in a Haiku.

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Sounds completely plausible and evidence that Shepherd's interference is what is causing a lot of our problems in transfer windows. Perhaps he thought that if he blocked Roeder from bidding for Huth that he would finally cave in on deadline day and agree to go for Freddy's preferred choice of Woodgate (the bigger story, the prodigal son returns, Shepherd gets to talk about his great relationship with Real Madrid etc. etc.). It would also possibly explain Roeder's silence following deadline day - better to fume silently than say something you might regret. I'm making leaps here, but I don't think they're beyond the realms of probability. No doubt LM will be along later to post something completely random along the lines of "so you're another one who thinks there's a bottomless pit of money are you?" He's better than McKeag youknow.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Mohammed an incredibly rich land lord who disappeared into a cave for 3 days, claiming he had met the angel Gabriel. Yeah, right. Islam has always been spread by the sword but then so has christianity. Actually there is no historical records of Mohammed of the time he was around (There is a good word to describe that but I have forgotten it). All writings about Mohammed come from around at least 100 years after his death. So people can't say he was this or that with any degree of certainty. Regarding the writing of the Koran though, iirc, it is supposed to be transcribed directly from the orations Mohammed gave in Mecca which came directly from the word of God he received via the Angel Gabriel (Djebril {sp?} in Arabic). The truth of it, therefore is supposed to be that it is the direct word of God/Allah. As for Mohammed's wealth. I believe it was his first wife (Kadiga iirc) that his wealth came from (I think she was a rich widow). Yeah she was. The first word of the q'uran is Read Mohammed said he couldn't and the angel gave him the power to do so. This proved it was the word of god. Of course we only have his word for that. He was a respected moderator between factions before this and was 40 when he got given the word. So I find it hard to believe he couldn't Read. I believe he wanted to unite the poorer people unhappy at the time. Which he did. The Arabs wanted their own Messiah and that is what he gave them.

Amen to that. Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius

If it was my daughter I would kill the bitch.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Mohammed an incredibly rich land lord who disappeared into a cave for 3 days, claiming he had met the angel Gabriel. Yeah, right. Islam has always been spread by the sword but then so has christianity. Actually there is no historical records of Mohammed of the time he was around (There is a good word to describe that but I have forgotten it). All writings about Mohammed come from around at least 100 years after his death. So people can't say he was this or that with any degree of certainty.

So did Mohammed tell people to spread the faith with the sword?

Where did you make that figure up from? What's your point if you actually have one? What is so hard to understand about where the money to support football clubs and their employees come from, be it players, agents, directors or program sellers? It all comes down to the fans. Where else? The bank loans, the stock market investors, the corporate customers, the Sky Premier league collective contract. Try and read the whole thread and you might understand The £600 is to counter your point about merchandising. If every ST holder paying on average £600 a season doesn't cover the transfers and player wages, how does an extra few quid on shirts and pies make a difference? Not to mention as you point out all the other costs in the club. The bank loans? Wtf are you on about? They are what they are - loans - to be paid back by profits paid for by paying fans. Stock market investors buy a stake in the club and are then paid back in dividends, again from money made from the fans. Sky collect their money from all fans, a sizable minority of which are Newcastle fans, who are primarily paying to watch their club. Corporate customers could also be described as rich fans paying for entertainment. Most of them will have at least some support for the club though. I still haven't got a clue what you are on about with your £600 mechandise figure, perhaps someone can enlighten me. The bottom line is that it is the fans that provide the income that keeps the club running, not some generous gifts from the city, the bank, or Sky TV. I doubt even LM would deny this. You are confusing the money paid directly by fans and the money generated by the club as a financial entity My money as a consumer keeps many organisations solvent, I sure as hell can't claim ownership of them I reiterate, ST receipts (£600 per fan per year) don't even cover tranfers fees and wages Bank loans are secured against the stadium, and are repaid over decades, sometimes even outlasting the original regime. Investors are not fans. Dividends have been paid at the expense of fans, actually causing a loss not a profit. Sky are not fans. Sponsors are not fans. Corporate customers are not fans. Well that made a lot more sense, but then I never claimed the fans had ownership of the club. They are what makes the club though, and without their money the club would obviously cease to exist. Also, whilst the ST receipts do not fully cover transfers or wages, they account for the single biggest income of the club, do they not? And in fact what should give us an advantage over smaller clubs. Also without a good fanbase how many sponsor ship deals and investment bankers would be knocking at the door. They only do so to make money. Who from. The fans.

Got a trout river at the bottom of me front garden. £12 a year to fish it scandalous.

You would have identified with one of them. he has 4 TVs in his room. One for sky, one for terrestrial, one for his PS2, and another for DVD. Presumably he likes to do all four at once, rather than using scart leads. thats mad = 4 tvs in one room? Crazy Parents should be sterilised before they can ruin any other children.

Where do you fish Wacky?

I am going .....it's for charidee...wor lads young sis died of it when she was 17 !!! Me and the wife will be there.

Does he mind you calling him a yid. Do you have any none white friends? No he doesn`t mind, although until you wrote that I never knew it was an offensive word towards Jews. Learn something new everyday. As for the non - white friends I have more friends of ethnic minority than white friends, i`m not exactly white myself, one of them plays for NUFC as it so happens. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yid Football terminology An exceptional non-offensive use of Yid by non-Jews is when it is by a member or supporter of English Premiership soccer team Tottenham Hotspur to refer to another fan or player on the team. Tottenham Hotspur are nicknamed "The Yids" due to the large Jewish population of their North London location - although this is not necessarily reflected in their actual fanbase. It is debatable whether, despite the fact that the Tottenham Hotspur's fan base is largely non-Jewish, the use of the word 'Yid' in this context is acceptable, given that 'Yid' is also (as stated above) used as an offensive term about Jews. It'a a bit like the mackems. What started off as an offensive piss take from their neighbours (us) was adopted by themselves as an identity. Must admit I cringe when I hear the word yid though. I`m not sure I will be using that word anymore. Now I know its origin. Its not worth it if it can be seen as very offensive in a non-football context. That is one of the things I hate about bigotry. You were using that word Yid. When looked at it just means Jew. But in the language Yiddish which is a mix of Hebrew and old high german it just means man or bloke. So the word has been hijacked by the biggoted few. If he doesn't mind you calling him that then don't stop using it. The context of how it is said should mean more than the word itself. For you the word yid just means mate.

Why would anyone take that bet at evens (with someone you've never even met) when you could get far better odds elsewhere? he wouldn't pay if you won anyway.

Does he mind you calling him a yid. Do you have any none white friends?

And he knicked it of Adam.

you don't see it do you ? You can't accept the need for one or two short term stop gap players in the real world. You're so thick, you expect the board to find 50m quid every summer, buy half a team every year....yet you think they are shite ........ Lost irony or what. Priceless. thick? that's rich coming from the man who defends the chairman's actions this summer. SHEPHERD OUT As I've said before, blokes like you will moan on like fuckwit manu fans do, regardless of what the club do. I never thought I would see the day NUFC fans whinged on like manu fans. Which is a sign of raised expectations - but you are too thick to see it or understand it. You are also too thick to understand that if you think in the real world our board is shit, then you wouldn't know one if they slapped you in the face with a wet fish. You could - maybe - slightly raise my opinion of your attitudes if you commented like an adult on what you seriously think the club were able to do this summer, how much money you think they had, and how they should have alternatively spent it, instead of forever bleating on about how you - hugely ironcally and stupidly - expect a shite board to spend a shitload of money every summer that isn't there. Cant stop myself. What a load of sh*t really LM your refusal to face up to the truth is as bad as everyone saying Souness would get it right. You are the Shepherd equivalent of everything you hated in the Souness backers. Spouting meaningless drivel and ignoring all arguments put your way. One trick pony is a phrase that springs to mind (In wheezy old ma voice) "When I were a youngun and McKeag were the chairman" etc etc ad infinitum.

Couldn't get the picture on here best I could do was avatar it.

I got free tickets. I am assuming he is on at the Byker Arms. It is where he started. Catn remember exactly but it may be the Cumberland Arms where hes playing. Underneath the Byker bridge. Got name mixed up.