Kevin Carr's Gloves

Coincedence ? Robert = Shit team.

Agreed. When Ginola was good he was very good, but when Robert was good he was phenonenal. Just a pity Robert had a tendancy to lose interest at times. Completely disagree and would say the reverse. Hence why when Ginola left he went to sa good team and still produced. Also Roberts habit of sending the ball into row z constantly was not a ginola trait.

I want to know whcih was the first fireman to stick his finger in it and lick it.

Eurovision should be renamed as the gay new year TBH. The wife and I get invited to a euro pink party every year. And every year we make an excuse cos I hate the eurovision song contest.

Wow, that's a really stupid thing to say. It seems you and Shepherd are two peas from the same pod. I especially like the way you put plans in quotation marks, as if they're some sort of outlandish concept. I also like the way you find yourself unable - through lack of knowledge or intelligence - to address the full context of the sentence, only clipping a section of it That's pretty ironic coming from you Leazes tbf. I made the mistake of getting into another tussle with Leazes over on NO. I've revisited the thread today and there's about 3 pages worth of him arguing with other people, but on several occasions he puts in the classic "or do you think x,y,z as Gemmill does". Obviously the fact that I've never mentioned x, y or z is irrelevant to Leazes, but it strengthens his position if he attributes things to people that they've never said. Makes it easier to argue when you make someone's opinion up for them. He does it all the time. I endured over 20 pages of him telling people I was happy for terrorists to blow up civilians on at least two threads on General chat, not forgetting the hilarious qualifications debacle. Still, where would the board be without dear Leazes? You're quite right.....the notion that having medical qualifications - especially if they are similar to the ones they give away these days having made them 10 times easier to get than they used to be - gives you knowledge of matters of defence and security of the country, is in fact, hilarious. Of cours, the terrorist threat to this country, and the growing influence and demands on our society of muslims to live their own seperate, non-integrated lifestyle, is no worse or bigger than it was 10 years ago, and it wil not become more so. I am going to hate myself for this but.... What qualifies you to argue on the point of terrorism and Islam?

"You're forgetting, I was in the T.A.'s" Oh no a STAB.

Are you some sort of tree hugger? I am I love trees and forests. makes you feel all relaxed. Just listening to nature is better than any rock music. I got lost in a forest in the Cheviots this year. It was fucking horrible, I swear I was nearly eaten alive by flys! You have to cover up they smell your body. I laugh at these american films where the hero walks through the jungle in a sleeveless top. one of the first rules of jungle warfare is cover up. Also ignoring basic concepts of camouflage Shape Shine silhouette and Shadow.

Are you some sort of tree hugger? I am I love trees and forests. makes you feel all relaxed. Just listening to nature is better than any rock music.

What are you taking? Tramadol 50mg Opioids! \o/ Coolioids.

You're being sarcastic right. I never listen to his show so I wouldn't know if he bleats on about it all the time there, I just mean he's not all over the gay mags as some kind of Spokesman For A Generation or what-have-you. I see. i only listen to his show by mistake. It is awful.

You're being sarcastic right.

Meat eating trees? Are there omnivorous trees too? You also seem to have difficulty remembering the difference between Coniferous and Carniverous. I should be invited into dictionary corner with the quality of my punnery. That lass with the camera pen would get it. See I thought it was a whoosher but it was the blinking gif that got me.

What are you taking? Tramadol 50mg

Ditto Aye, made the mistake of listening to Radio One the other day, and that prick Scott Mills is running a campaign to get the single to number one. Wow, how zany and original of you. Mills is localradiotastic, how he ever landed a daytime job on Radio 1 is beyond me. it's called fellatio.

Meat eating trees? Are there omnivorous trees too? You also seem to have difficulty remembering the difference between Coniferous and Carniverous.

Are fantastic. I am absolutely stoned at work and it's A: all legal and B: they are fussing round me like a mother hen getting me cups of tea and stuff.

If we played the right team after dropping Beckham we would have been ok. But mcLaren is an idiot exactly like Erickson. He said that as long as Rooney is fit he will play regardless of form. That is just stupid. he is out of form and did nothing. Same as Lampard out of form for England has another crap game. i will never understand the mentality of the manager who says that.

I can't remember which is which tbh. Pine type = Conifer Oak, Chestnut etc = deciduous.

As long as they are indigenous I don't mind. I like a mix of the two helps diversify the wilife.

But not his complete absence in 90% of matches.

Saw Nacho Libre last night and was disappointed. Never really got going. JB never really got into the role. Hope the Tenacious D film is better.

Am I mistaken or are headscarves not mentioned in the Qu'ran? Aren't they a cultural rather than religious thing? In which case they are used to subjugate women and keep them as private possesions of the husband / father. I would like to point out I understand I may be wrong and if I am fair enough.

Ok, so what happened was. In kings, if you pick up a certain card number, it's truth or dare. So someone dared me to go across the street, knock on their door and ask for some sugar. I went over, knocked, and this boy of about 10 answered the door in full Liverpool kit. I managed not to do a Stevie on him for that, and said 'hi, I've just moved in across the road- do you have any sugar, please?' and he looked back at me in bemusement and said 'sugar?... no' (what a LIAR!). Then my friend got T or D so I told her to go back to the same house again (this was about an hour later) and ask for sugar again. This time the kid's dad answered the door and he was clearly pretty unimpressed at first; but somehow she managed to talk until he liked her. So he went next door to get us a huge bag of sugar, and then asked her if she was free to babysit his kid next week because he and his wife don't live together any more (although interestingly they live next door to each other). And he also said if she had any DIY/plumbing/electrician stuff she needed in the house (which she just moved into), then just ask him. What a nice man! Either that or he's planning to murder her. It's very worrying that someone would entrust their kid into the care of a person they'd known for literally 5 minutes (no offence to your friend, of course) Probably just fancies her and is after a shag.

Rob W's Motto. There is a hole for everyone

Throw in 5 litres of Rose wine and it sounds like a toplass/Radgina perfect night in