Kevin Carr's Gloves

Anyone going? How about a sweepstake on the attendance. I say max 35,000 Whoops!

When O'Neil was passed over for the England job he was there for the taking, the fat Shepherd should have penned him. Tell me why he didn't! Cos he's a c*nt. Sorry Cath.

Following on from the death ray thread. If a germ was created which killed everybody disliked by somebody. Would there be anybody left alive?

Best metal love song in the world ever!! This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you've got to make some love And fuckin give her some smoochies too Sometimes ya got to squeeze Sometimes you've got to say please Sometime you've got to say hey I'm gonna Fuck you softly I'm gonna screw you gently I'm gonna hump you sweetly I'm gonna ball you discreetly And then you say hey I bought you flowers And then you say wait a minute sally I think I got somethin in my teeth Could you get it out for me That's fuckin teamwork Whats your favorite posish? That's cool with me Its not my favorite But I'll do it for you Whats your favorite dish? Im not gonna cook it But ill order it from Zanzibar And then I'm gonna love you completely And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly And then I'll fucking bone you completely But then I'm gonna fuck you hard Hard

"Chapel hat pegs" ? I was thinking the very thing. Maybe like .50 bullets.

The death star was silver surely.

What is the music charvas listen to which is dance music sounds like a 45 played at 72. For all the old uns out there.

I agree, I thought the balance was so much better when they were together and we actually played some really good stuff. Aye, I've said that for a bit now. Only to be told by EMRE'S BOYFRIENDS that of the two, Parker is the one that should be dropped. I think Emre can go missing sometimes. He did last night. Due to his injury he picked up after about 5 mins. Then why didn't he come off?

Tenacious D. Best band in the world ever. Mathematical fact. Fuck her gently best love song in the world ever. Scientific theory.

I've gone for actor. Continual work so less chance of becoming a boring old fart who keeps going on about in my day. Also a great body of work. The art to acting as well tempts me.

Looks like a pixie relaxing on cauliflowers.

Just moved into a house with a trout stream at the bottom of me garden £20 quid a season it costs to fish it. Scandalous Looking forward to some beach fishing this winter.

I agree, I thought the balance was so much better when they were together and we actually played some really good stuff. Aye, I've said that for a bit now. Only to be told by EMRE'S BOYFRIENDS that of the two, Parker is the one that should be dropped. I think Emre can go missing sometimes. He did last night.

Never thought I'd say this but I wouldn't be upset if we played Butt / Parker as midfield partnership in future games.

Do you think Mandaric is a good chairman just because portsmouth have had a decent start to the season, and the new one has only been there a few months UI think he is a good chairman for getting such a small team to the premiership.

Mackem Washington isn't really Mackem country. It's more a demilitarised Zone. Aye, a no man's land if you like. Try saying that on the SMB. They are vociferous in claiming Washington as part of Mackemland. Either way, it's shit. Living in Washington it's easy to hate Sunderland. More money gets pumped from Washington to Sunderland than the other direction.

Mackem Washington isn't really Mackem country. It's more a demilitarised Zone.

I went to School with heather Mills. Well known fantacist. Claimed loads of stuff that was bollocks. Much along these lines.

Alexander was a complete abortion of a movie. Oliver Stone should personally apologise to everyone who ever saw it. To make the decision "HHMMMM My leading man has an Irish accent. If he speaks like that and everyone else speaks normal that would look stupid. I have an idea. Right everyone you all have to affect some form of proto Irish accent. that will make the film much better" Twat.

It's a stupid way of looking at things though. We've got the 5th average highest placed finish, but that finish is 8th. So on average, 7 teams finish above us, not 4. And using averages masks the inconsistency we've shown bouncing from top to bottom half of the table, which points to a lack of planning at the top level. We DESPERATELY need to get rid of the fucking idiot at the top who is dragging this club down. I think that suggesting 7 teams have done consistently better than us, when there are only 4, is stupid in the extreme. The only thing I have EVER said, is that the constant running down of people towards the board is totally unjustified. I have not said that Shepherd is the 5th best chairman, only that during his time we have been the 5th best club so they must be doing something right. In fact, quite a lot right, and there must be a lot of clubs massively guilty of "lack of planning" if this going to be cited as the reason, in short 87 clubs have not planned as welll as us. You can't say a club has qualified for europe in a span of a decade more than all the other clubs bar 4, then infer they have all "planned for the long term" better than us. Its' fooking daft. And as I point out, we HAVE planned for the future, it didn't work out, and we appointed a manager who planned for the future, and he was sacked on the back of the first teams results and performances. As for Ellis, the comparison was that he doesn't back his managers, took over Villa when they were European Champions and was at Villa for 26 years, which is long enough to establish he is limited. They may have won the League Cup, but in 26 years .... simple fact also is you can't blame our board for losing 2 Cup Finals especially the way players bottled the occasion, nor can you blame the board for the managers fielding weakened teams in a competition there for the taking, nor other cup games and vital games lost or bottled. In short, if the board is enabling the manager to build teams that qualify on a regular basis for europe, especially one that has a good run in the CL, they are more than capable of winning the FA Cup or the League Cup, therefore the board has done its part of the job and the rest is down to the players and the manager. Consequently, in view of this and the fact that our own history has shown, never mind other clubs changing boards and being worse off, getting rid of the current board could easily, very easily backfire. It may well be that the current board has taken the club as far as they can, but it STILL doesn't mean any replacements can do better. EDIT: and now one of the village idiots [wullie] has arrived ......... You still haven't answered my question about other teams boards. Do you consider Freddy to be better than, Milan Mandaric, The new Portsmouth guy, John (?) Madejski, The Bolton Board, The Wigan Board?

So what should be done??

germany I love the place.

Has he been put off signing coaches by the fat one to avoid future pay outs if a new manager is coming in. IE Shearer. So who would shearer bring in onto his coaching staff?? rob lee? Mike Newell His best mates in football are supposed to be Mike Newell, Rob Lee, Neil Ruddock and Tim Flowers. You've got all areas of the pitch covered there. Could be the basis of a staff if blended with more experienced coaches. Carrickk's brother is going to coach at something like under-8's or under-11's level. Can just imagine Razor's commands during training "Titus left, left, left. Put the pie in your left hand and hit him with the right you moron"

The bustling metropolis of East Kilbride is a shoppers paradise on a sunday with free parking thrown into the bargain.

He's a cheat too. Dives like a mofo. Can't remember him diving at ALL yesterday. The two main incidents were Ramage (which the clumsy ugly fucker blatantly hacked him down) and Emre. Both fouls had a fair bit of contact in them. But fine, if it makes you feel better partly blaming someone else for how fucking useless we are, go right ahead You should learn to read properly. All I said was he is a cheat. I didn't blame him for anything. You also need your eyes tested / start watching the game if you didn't see him dive. You moron.