Kevin Carr's Gloves

This is exciting.

Glasgow Cally. Fuck me! I dread to think what that place is like. Buckfast on draught I presume. I tried a bottle of that once just in case I was missing out on something. I wasn't. I have never touched it. It smells like medicine. Apparently has more caffeine in it than red bull and loads of other stuff which is why it send's people mental.

Glasgow Cally.

I had a drink with my dinner, drunken bint. Some of us can go out without having to stagger home bleary eyed, and hammer drunkenly on the keyboard when we get in. After reading the word hammer I didn't think the word keyboard was going to follow.

She is also a rip off of a fast show chatracter. You've mentioned that before (the Caroline Aherne school girl), although she isn't that similar imo. I'm not a massive fan of little Little Britain but I think Matt Lucas is the funnier of the two. I thought Vicky Pollard perfectly captured the all-pervasive charva in society though. Marjorie Daws has her moments too. Actually I think I dislike it so much I look for reasons to slag it off.

In the students union. I will be the middle aged bald one out with all the 17-18 year olds. I will look like someones sad dad. But it's £1.50 a pint so I will be shit faced later.

She is also a rip off of a fast show chatracter.

Expecting Freddy to use his windfall to celebrate. "5,000 sausage and bean bakes please".

I am not going to go overboard on the celebrations as chnage is always a time of trepidation. However I think the financial backing together with clear headed planning and no more of this geordie family crap (As an aside I would love a team of geordies with a geordie manager but only if they're the best at what they do not at all costs). Roeder will still be manager for the time being and should be backed but i think a restructure at the end of the season would be a good start.

How is little britain winning they haven't done a new one in ages.

Like a gay mind reader! Gay minds are the easiest to read. Blokes minds are the easiest to read tbf. Fuck knows what the lesbians think about like. In fact, fuck knows what they even do? I asked a lesbian at my work "When two women are in a relationship who nags who". She wasn't happy like.

Not really an I told you so post. More a

No I am just chuckling away. Mucho admiration in the owning up stakes though Gemm.

I remember having a "discussion" about Liverpool being Chelsea's main rivals this season where I said I didn't think tey would be. I was shot down by a couple of people on this board who seemed to think Liverpool would walk the league. Can anyone remember who they were?

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/12122006/356/conc...na-s-death.html

Hope it snows too much before next game then.

Remove it from certain areas first. funny fucker....really I have a twitchy finger Is it you're trigger finger? If it is you have probably been watching too much Xfactor.

ROTFPMSL Funniest thing I have ever read fact.

Scandinavian connection... Although I dislike him, Pardew is a good manager, and as has been said, he's been made a scapegoat here. The team he took over was absolute gash but he still got them promoted, and he was always playoff contenders whilst at Reading before Coppell took over. AYe the players have under performed big style this seaosn Managers job to not allow that to happen or correct it.

Yes thats true. BUT i fecking HATE any 'sport' that involves horses. I know im probably being totally unreasonable and totally unfair to the horse owners/trainers/jockeys.....but i think ALL horsey sports are cruel I have no real reason for this, except i just cant stand to watch it. Better looked after than most livestock I would imagine. Believe me if a horse doesn't want to do something they won't I have the bruises to prove it.

No one gives a shit about show jumping tbh. If she wasn't who she was she wouldn't even be in the running. Exactly. What a fucking joke. And you can't say that her priveleged upbringing is irrelevant here because: 1) People who are stupid enough to be royalists obviously swung the voting. 2) How many lasses from Byker get the chance to ride a horse worth several hundred grand? Burn the lot of them. I ride horses and am from a pit village in Durham no one more common than me. It's less of a posh middle class sport than you would imagine. Also the stables will let anyone ride their good horses who has the talent. If a lass from anywhere showed talent the stable she rode for would supply the things she needs.

In the middle of a bad patch with marriage so looking forward to a shitty weekend of huffs and trauma's.

Yes remember the homeless. If burned in the right way they can really help you save on the winter fuel bills (not the nine o'clock news circa 1979)

Zara Phillips for me. Dominating her sport. And if you have never tried to get a horse to jump a nine foot high and six foot across fence then you shouldn't really criticise it's worth as a sport.

Gladiator? Walk The Line? You really are a fucking retard Brock. 149581[/snapback] Gladiator is the exception. A.I., Village, Ruskies, Signs. 149625[/snapback] A u-turn of Leazes-esque proportions. 149700[/snapback] Not really, I just hadn't realise he was in Gladiator is all. A.I. is without a doubt the worst film I've ever seen. Gladiator would have been a better film without him. Also I don't really rate it. Not fit to lick Spartacus boots.