Kevin Carr's Gloves

One swallow does not a porn star make.

My son is going on a school trip to the Milan game next week. The school have quite rightly advised that Newcastle kits are the only acceptable football tops allowed on the trip. My boy has gallantly offered to loan out some of his tops to his mates. It also transpires these Scottish school kids in their Newcastle tops are also going for a stadium tour and training session the day after……. At the stadium of light. I might phone the Sunderland echo for a laugh.

This is funnier than you realise.

No.

One of them will get sent off

Shutter up ffs

Will we actually go in for Ramsdale now?

Yeah it feels weird looking forward to games against ManU

I bet he’s got a massive cock

He hasn’t got a discernible personality either.

We should have been 10-0 up at half time but I’ll take that (like I have a choice).

We gave the ball away far too much in the last 10 minutes.

A shot on target would be nice

Good old Michelle

Copycats tbh

I think it’s aimed at @Dr Gloom

Mbappe was shit and comfortably dealt with

Except for the magic bullet.

Only 1 of them is a current premier league manager right?

Alistair Darling has gone too, unionist cunt.

I didn’t say I was going to do it

Don’t worry about that I’ve had a word with some lads. Do you have a preferred orthopaedic surgeon?