Kevin Carr's Gloves

There lies the rub.

three days before i was born 3 Months before I left the Army.

Whats with the Beckham jizz fest?

Trained by pavarotti according to one rag.

COme on Mallorca. Can't stand the Galacticos.

That's cos cunts like you post shit like they'd replace Owen with Yakubu. Cuntbag! Mummy mummy look at me, I'm swearing like a big boy. www.buyamate.com awww the link dont work Everyone left cos Mr Miyagi was abusing them.

I have fox badger stoat squirrel all can be seen from my living room plus many birds and bats. I got squirrels in the back garden, grey ones though, but they are cool to watch, I get bats too, but no badgers stoats or foxes. I love watching the animals play I am kind of soft that way. I watch the squirrrels when im doing the dishes. That sentence shouldn't have put the image I have in my head. is it like the scene from Ghost ? I doubt it.

TL's probably already out so 1 out of 2 aint bad No bender for me but I can still entertain ya That would be lovely from my fave online lady awww your my fave too Mr G Hubba Hubba ty I love flirting. me to My PM is always open

I have fox badger stoat squirrel all can be seen from my living room plus many birds and bats. I got squirrels in the back garden, grey ones though, but they are cool to watch, I get bats too, but no badgers stoats or foxes. I love watching the animals play I am kind of soft that way. I watch the squirrrels when im doing the dishes. That sentence shouldn't have put the image I have in my head.

TL's probably already out so 1 out of 2 aint bad No bender for me but I can still entertain ya That would be lovely from my fave online lady awww your my fave too Mr G Hubba Hubba ty I love flirting.

I have fox badger stoat squirrel all can be seen from my living room plus many birds and bats. I got squirrels in the back garden, grey ones though, but they are cool to watch, I get bats too, but no badgers stoats or foxes. I love watching the animals play I am kind of soft that way.

TL's probably already out so 1 out of 2 aint bad No bender for me but I can still entertain ya That would be lovely from my fave online lady awww your my fave too Mr G Hubba Hubba

I have fox badger stoat squirrel all can be seen from my living room plus many birds and bats.

TL's probably already out so 1 out of 2 aint bad No bender for me but I can still entertain ya That would be lovely from my fave online lady

Which one is the Paedo.

I passed all my exams I am at work I am bored I have a fox living in my front garden I think late night TV is crap when you're sober

I was hoping for you and top-lass to be on a bender tonight

Let the entertainment commence.

Yep lying here naked covered in shot glasses

So drunken ramblings for my amusement would be much appreciated.

the world I want to get off.

I moisturise trim eybrows and nasal hair and get back waxed once every couple of months.

Cant they just swap West ham's fixtures for Sff's? WHU should be relegated for continuing to fie;d an inelligible (sp) player for a whole season. But someone in the FA should be sacked for not sorting it out sooner.

Whose that Gemmil?

Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan has won the legal battle against former manager Iain Dowie. Jordan had accused Dowie of lying when he left Crystal Palace in 2006, claiming he wanted to be closer to his family in the North West. However, days after leaving Selhurst Park, Dowie was appointed Charlton manager, which infuriated Jordan. He launched legal action against Dowie and a High Court judge ruled in his favour on Thursday. Mr Justice Tugendhat ruled that Palace had agreed to let Dowie leave under a compromise agreement which was based on "fraudulent representations" by the former manager. Before Palace allowed Dowie to leave, he had a clause in his contract which meant any club would have had to pay £1million compensation. The question of if and, if so, how much compensation Palace are entitled to will be decided at a later hearing. Jordan himself was pleased with the outcome of the hearing. "I think if you're going to take these things on you have to be positive, there is always a chance you're going to lose - but the most important factor is that I took a man to caught for fraudulent misrepresentation and he was found guilty," Jordan told Sky Sports News. "It is important that I didn't take Iain Dowie to court for £1million, I took him to court for fraudulent misrepresentation and that is what he was found guilty of, it is not for me to decide what damages a court will award. "The court will look at the costs, and then the judge will consider damages and whatever he considers realistic is his decision, but most importantly it is a good case for football."