Kevin Carr's Gloves

Why what have you got against setanta. Also means Shearer is looking for a job. Setanta having TV rights makes it dearer for the average fan to watch football on TV as it requires purchasing two subscriptions if you want access to every match. It wouldn't be so bad if Sky dropped their prices to reflect the fact they'll be showing less football but that ain't gonna happen. I see. But you can get setanta through cable . Also Virgin may make it cheaper to buy to take subscribers from Sky. I have a hatred for anything owned by Murdoch.

Why what have you got against setanta. Also means Shearer is looking for a job.

Keep him get rid of Bramble. He hasnt proved he is good enough. Bramble has proved he isn't good enough.

Just storage space my loft too small with the wrong kind of wodd support thingies.

Not really a joke and possibly not bad taste but at mine and the now wifes engagement do where all my family are in attendance my dad brings out a dessert and says "is anyone allergic to nuts". To which my mate replies "Our lass is she starts to coke when they are banging off her chin." Me and my brother collapsed to our knees laughing with my mum going "what did he say??"

Does he have the lady friend you fancy or am I making things up in my head?

Last day at work today. I love this. Then start getting pissed at 1. If I get my hands on a computer later might post some Radgi/Toplass esque mutterings on here.

I'd be even happier if he conducted matters behind closed doors more. Aye the doors he closed behind him on the way out.

We are all here for you mate. That sucks big style. I have lost friends too although not the same way.

I would just like to add that when Souness was announced I was slated for hoping he would die of a heart attack before he did any real damage. So I might have been a bit harsh but the sentiment was right.

Wondered why you were so popular. Even some friends have heard of you. Well aren't you just the stand-up comedian. I apologise for everything I do today I had a massive panic attack after waking up from a bad dream last night at 10pm and haven't been to sleep since.

Bockwurst. Got some from Sainsbury and some from lidl and lidl is superior. Also big bags of Pasta, Bratwursts, Misterchoc, beer.

Wondered why you were so popular. Even some friends have heard of you.

Battled to save a stab victim on Monday night and succeeded. Dead boring job, mine It was irony cos mine is soooooooo boring.

Chelsea clampdown on celery-throwers leads to bans Tuesday March 27, 01:29 PM Click to enlarge photo LONDON (Reuters) - Chelsea have banned three of their fans after they were caught throwing celery during the team's FA Cup win at Tottenham Hotspur, the Premier League champions said on Tuesday. Two of them were arrested for throwing celery during the quarter-final replay on March 19, while a third was spotted throwing the vegetable and later identified to the club. A fourth supporter was banned for a pitch incursion. "All four people have been banned by the club and three will face court bans depending on the outcome of any criminal proceedings," the club said on its Web site www.chelseafc.com. Chelsea had warned their fans three days before the replay against throwing celery during matches, saying it was a criminal offence and that anyone caught could be banned. The unlikely warning had followed referee reports which mentioned celery-throwing at two previous Chelsea matches and which were being investigated by the Football Association. Though celery has recently been landing on the pitch, Chelsea fans have been throwing it among themselves, and singing an unprintable song about the vegetable, for more than two decades. Anyboday able to shed any more light on this.

Ask Cath to tell you about her day at work. Sleep will be 5 minutes away. This is untrue and only said in a crap effort at a joke. Sorry Cath.

1: I am really quite tired. 2: I found out saying "I understand it I just don't agree with it" really winds up Economics tutors. 3: There is a lectutrer more boring than our economics one. 4: Gardens are great. 5: I really don't like busses.

Gladiator benefitting from crap there then cos it was poor itself. To find the best film of the genre you have to go back to Spartacus. Gladiator is a pale imitation of it. And once and for all Joaquin Pheonix cannot act. Spartacus - the worst film Kubrick was ever involved with. Ben-Hur was canny. Have you heard of eyes wide shut?

Looks like Anton Ferdinand is a dead cert then useless twat.

Something is going to kick off cos the Argies are making noises about the falklands again.

There is no better piece of commentary in the entire world than "The bowler's Holding the batsman's Willie" Factomundo!!!!

Gladiator benefitting from crap there then cos it was poor itself. To find the best film of the genre you have to go back to Spartacus. Gladiator is a pale imitation of it. And once and for all Joaquin Pheonix cannot act.

Great is overdoing it a tad like. Canny funny though. It's really just Kevin Smith pissing about with his mates. Does have some really funny moments in it but it's not in the same class as Clerks, Dogma or Chasing Amy as film. I liked mallrats too

I have 3 days of normal work left woohoo. Unfortunately it also means I will be posting on here a lot less boohoo. This is due to me really taking the piss and doing very little actual work and spending more time on here (just call me Gemmill Jr). This place has kept me sane (or annoyed the tits off me hello LM) due to the annoying nature of my work. That is taking calls from the same skiving twats every day and listening to their feeble excuses for not turning in to work. And having quite possibly the worst HR I have ever worked with who will not do a f*cking thing to rectify it. And not being able to say "stop skiving twat and come into work". I go to be a student by day and mr reliance at night. If you have any relatives who are in the pokey and want to escape just let me know. When I do leave I really cannot justify being on here as much. Thats justify to my wife not anything else. The summer is arriving and we have a garden and a garage to paint. So 3 more days left so let's get some interesting stuff going. I won't start.

Which Aussie one. Erm..the one that nearly gets burnt by his father at the end cos he thinks he's dead. Cool. It's just that Elrond is Aussie too.