Kevin Carr's Gloves

What the fuck. It's only polite I put it there. Mr Gloves, you sexy fooker Got to spice things up once in a while. Bet most lads would turn down a no male orgasm allowed sex night. You should see what happens the night after when you are allowed one.

What the fuck. It's only polite I put it there.

I regularly lick mine off the wifes boobs anyway.

I'd take both of them. Get rid of Emre and Duff. wouldn't do such a thing...emre is a decent player and i would atleast give duff anotha season Emre is garbarge mate. I'd rather have Jenas back Now you're just being silly.

Calum Best is reportedly in talks to sign with a football team in the US. (Advertisement) The 26-year-old is rumoured to be making the stateside move and is thought to have considered the New York Red Bulls or the New England Revolution. A source is quoted in a national newspaper as saying: "He's dead serious about following in his dad's famous footsteps. "He realises he could never break into English football at his age - but in America the standards and physical demands aren't so high and he really wants to give it a shot. "He's always had a wealth of talent on the pitch - nowhere near the same league as his dad, of course, but probably good enough to play pro here." Calum's agent Dave Read reportedly confirmed there has been interest from Major League Soccer clubs. He said: "Calum is a talented footballer and it's true that some MLS clubs have been sniffing around. "We'll just have to wait and see what happens. It's certainly an option for him." If this is true in any way MLS will become an absolute laughing stock.

Anybody got a copy of that speech by the manager of general motors replying to Bill Gates comment that if the car industry had progressed as fast as the computer industry we would all be driving flying cars that run on solar power?

I don't think this is over yet. See what happens with questions over Tevez continued eligibility.

Puuuuttiing on the riiiitz!! PMSL

That's the first time I've heard that and indeed everything else that has been reported has been on the contrary. The room Maddie was in was locked. The window was forced to gain entry. That's like going out for an evening and someone breaks into your house to burgle it... I think it's pretty certain that they were being watched. As I've said, I know someone who knows the couple and from what he's observed they are very caring parents and very nice people. The crime here isn't neglect, it's abduction. If the parents were in another room in the apartment and someone broke in through her window and exited with her, would that be their fault as well? I think what they did (by leaving her) is morally VERY questionable. A very BIG mistake. But the criminal action is by the abductor/s and that must be pursued. There but for the grace of God, go all of us... I hear what you are saying Craig, but I read in the Mail this morning that there was no forced entry. But that has yet to be confirmed. I just dont like the whole situation tbh I hope she is found safe and well like everyone on here, but I dunno, I just dont feel right about the parents? There you go then it must be bollocks.

See if ROeder was saying he wanted these players I would be scared. But look at what Big Sam has done for others like them. I think he could get some quality returns on his players.

come on Man u and wigan!!!!

100% Spot on For FS this is the one, IMO he will go all the way. All the way where? Did you know one of your avatars reads SHH?

Did you turn your sense of humour off this morning? Turned his fucking brain off a LONG time ago. We sacked Roeder because he is a complete sack of shit! He certainly did last 5 games both have lost 3 and drawn 2. So they are the same not worse.

Bollocks. so you're saying that all of the shit games we played this season were because Owen wasn't on the pitch showing the others how to play?

A great loss. RIP little feller.

He was going to keep him on anyway cos he is a useless fat bastard.

Do these include the new rules governing giving Chelsea free kicks when none of their players have been fouled. And not booking players for blatant diving.

I am going to get slaughtered for this but if we do lose at least it could mean Man U losing a 12 point lead at the top and possibly losing the title.

Was that sarcasm or a statement of fact? 188885[/snapback] Not being parents, I don't think any of us are allowed to comment on that. Mags, Craig and Jimbo will clarify that though. According to Freud it is always the parents fault.

Exactly, Harry's not the only one that's unimpressed! Quoted for truthery

I think they will be lucky to sell the season tickets they have for next season.

Christ he sounds like Ross Kemp on Extras. "I'm well 'ard me." Yes Glenn. Nails. So he is going to get rid of everyone and bring in ferdinand and miller. Fucking great.

Wish the shite managing rodent fuckface would fuck off.

The correct term is near or drivers side. Drivers side for me.

Why what have you got against setanta. Also means Shearer is looking for a job. Setanta having TV rights makes it dearer for the average fan to watch football on TV as it requires purchasing two subscriptions if you want access to every match. It wouldn't be so bad if Sky dropped their prices to reflect the fact they'll be showing less football but that ain't gonna happen. I see. But you can get setanta through cable . Also Virgin may make it cheaper to buy to take subscribers from Sky. I have a hatred for anything owned by Murdoch. Blanket hate of anything made by 20th Century Fox? Not saying i don't partake in his products just seriously dislike the man.