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TL's probably already out so 1 out of 2 aint bad No bender for me but I can still entertain ya That would be lovely from my fave online lady awww your my fave too Mr G Hubba Hubba

I have fox badger stoat squirrel all can be seen from my living room plus many birds and bats.

TL's probably already out so 1 out of 2 aint bad No bender for me but I can still entertain ya That would be lovely from my fave online lady

Which one is the Paedo.

I passed all my exams I am at work I am bored I have a fox living in my front garden I think late night TV is crap when you're sober

I was hoping for you and top-lass to be on a bender tonight

Let the entertainment commence.

Yep lying here naked covered in shot glasses

So drunken ramblings for my amusement would be much appreciated.

the world I want to get off.

I moisturise trim eybrows and nasal hair and get back waxed once every couple of months.

Cant they just swap West ham's fixtures for Sff's? WHU should be relegated for continuing to fie;d an inelligible (sp) player for a whole season. But someone in the FA should be sacked for not sorting it out sooner.

Whose that Gemmil?

Crystal Palace chairman Simon Jordan has won the legal battle against former manager Iain Dowie. Jordan had accused Dowie of lying when he left Crystal Palace in 2006, claiming he wanted to be closer to his family in the North West. However, days after leaving Selhurst Park, Dowie was appointed Charlton manager, which infuriated Jordan. He launched legal action against Dowie and a High Court judge ruled in his favour on Thursday. Mr Justice Tugendhat ruled that Palace had agreed to let Dowie leave under a compromise agreement which was based on "fraudulent representations" by the former manager. Before Palace allowed Dowie to leave, he had a clause in his contract which meant any club would have had to pay £1million compensation. The question of if and, if so, how much compensation Palace are entitled to will be decided at a later hearing. Jordan himself was pleased with the outcome of the hearing. "I think if you're going to take these things on you have to be positive, there is always a chance you're going to lose - but the most important factor is that I took a man to caught for fraudulent misrepresentation and he was found guilty," Jordan told Sky Sports News. "It is important that I didn't take Iain Dowie to court for £1million, I took him to court for fraudulent misrepresentation and that is what he was found guilty of, it is not for me to decide what damages a court will award. "The court will look at the costs, and then the judge will consider damages and whatever he considers realistic is his decision, but most importantly it is a good case for football."

No. So you say that you, NSG and Rocker are ITK, but have no examples to prove it? Where did I say we were ITK? I've been told a few things from sources I trust and have no reason to lie, often I've not felt the need to post them, because of the reaction of clueless nobheads who live nearer to Nantes than to Newcastle. On this occasion I felt people would be interested, at the end of the day reserve judgement till the start of July. I'm sure there are many people praying he doesn't sign now

When have we been unreliable? Perhaps we should move to Southampton, talk constant shite, pose in ridiculous photographs cuddling cats whilst pulling delinquent faces, and genuinely not have a clue, perhaps then you'd consider us to have more credibility. Have any of your guys been ITK or gotten any exclusive stories before? Genuine question. Genuine answer. Yes. See next post

What a load of bollocks

Possible film apparently.

All this flirting is making me quite excited

What do you mean when

the man who ashley wants to bring in? And when we do I will dine on pork wings

Anybody over the pond who has seen the last episode PM me and tell me how it ends. Or come on here and let us know.

Was horseriding Sat and haven't been for months. My body hurts and my tushy is sore.

Just thinking about you TL oh shurrup man, and watch corra I only do Emmerdale and Hollyoaks sexpot;-)