Kevin Carr's Gloves

Fat racist walks into a bar and asks the barman to recommend a port. The Barman says Southampton now fuck off out of my country you racist bastard. small chuckle....better gag needed ??? Saw a fat racist getting beat up off 5 blokes yesterday went home and told the wife. She said didn't you stop and help. I said no I thought 5 would be enough.

Fat racist walks into a bar and asks the barman to recommend a port. The Barman says Southampton now fuck off out of my country you racist bastard.

I AM HERE ALL NIGHT

Both Pud and Toplass are good people. Hopefully this will calm down and both will be back.

Shall I talk about cats and berate Fish for sneaking a look at my chebs at any given opportunity? On a day when I am pissed off, the thought of Cats pringle jumpers has cheered me up a lil... Cheers It's not fair I have never seen Cat's Jumper Bumpers

It's a shame that a lovely lass like Toplass seems to find herself unable to post on here anymore. I hope I don't find out who has caused this.

New Boumsong, surely. Wasn't as good as Boumsong in SPL. Has the pace of Kilcline. The tactical awareness of Bramble and the cool head of Gascoigne.

Wow how cool is this prank calls. I am so glad people are making original comedy for a change and not just re hashing old shite which was done 40 years ago on radio.

Not in bloody Scotland it isn't

Can I just add a resounding boooooooo!!!!!!!!! Here I am on Nightshift in an office all by myself and not one "Lady" who has imbibed one over the eight. A very poor showing.

SO Radgi and Toplass when you going to fill my world with mirth?

What happened to Chris Novosellic?

And the BBC cut away and leave after 2 songs, before i imagine they'd done classics like "Big Bottom" and "Sex Farm"!!! And when Metallica were on they cut away as they were starting Enter Sandman to show a recording of Crowded House in Sydney, who makes these decsions! And when James Blunt was on i bet they showed all his songs interrupted, though i can't say if they did as i switched back to the tennis, but i'm sure they will have. Aye they came back towards the end of Big Bottom, with Ross saying there were a load of guests on and the camera couldn't even pick them up. Knocked it off after that. James blunt is a khunt

I think Id rather eat me own shit than see that little twat back here. [start 15 page Bellamy shagfest here] I agree an utter prick whose finishing is suspect to say the least.

" a roll of linoleum" ...or is that the wrong place ??? I think thats Dunfermline was sure Bily Connoly said it was Kircudbright ??? Kirkcaldy apparently will have to check the dvd out the mora to refresh my memory Just googled it. Wikipedia Kirkcaldy.

It looks brilliant. After the the trailer for it had finished when we went to see Shrek, you could hear our friend Emily say: "I'll bet Tom wants to see that." The wife turned to me and said you can find someone else to go see it with. Now all I need is an 18 year old with big jugs who likes transformers. I can stuff some socks down my shirt? Your beard is in the wrong place and you cant get a soapy off socks.

Cool Except for meaning of life. Not so keen on that. I do love the Dead Bishop sketch from the series though. quite enjoyed the Meaning of Life , but then again it was many years ago when I last saw it and I was probably pissed Get live at the hollywood bowl. just checked the bag of dvd's out, I have Jabberwocky, Holy Grail, Lifeof Brian, and now for something completely different and the meaning of life Cool/ Enjoy.

" a roll of linoleum" ...or is that the wrong place ??? I think thats Dunfermline was sure Bily Connoly said it was Kircudbright ??? Kirkcaldy apparently

Cool Except for meaning of life. Not so keen on that. I do love the Dead Bishop sketch from the series though. quite enjoyed the Meaning of Life , but then again it was many years ago when I last saw it and I was probably pissed Get live at the hollywood bowl.

" a roll of linoleum" ...or is that the wrong place ??? I think thats Dunfermline

Cool Except for meaning of life. Not so keen on that. I do love the Dead Bishop sketch from the series though.

I am off to Turkey on a Gullett cruise. Then back for a bit then off to Berlin for 4 nights. Then taking Nephew and Niece camping for 2 nights in Kirkcudbright.

and asking you to find someone for them Anyone else think SMO looks like Disco Stu? never seen his face but in my imagination...yes What you doing up at this time. You not got a man to go to? funnily enough he was on night shift ... The fleet in again? I wish 4 Hours 20 mins left. Thank god for Lord of the rings. Might be Harry Potter tomorrow. I have an entire Monty Python ensemble to get through.... The series or the films?

and asking you to find someone for them Anyone else think SMO looks like Disco Stu? never seen his face but in my imagination...yes What you doing up at this time. You not got a man to go to? funnily enough he was on night shift ... The fleet in again? I wish 4 Hours 20 mins left. Thank god for Lord of the rings. Might be Harry Potter tomorrow.

I normally only do 2 a week it's a piece of piss really.