Kevin Carr's Gloves

His wife took his kids down south when they divorced. He shouldn't go chatting up young ladies in the cooperage then he wouldn't have got a divorce.

is my only thought on this.

Thats me. ANybody else at work?

I predict Liverpool to finish outside the top four with Torres not making the change to the premiership.

I hate athletics it is a boring drugged up world iof complete idiots. And is Colin whtsisname the hurdler gay?

They should have a Leedsesque points deduction for this season.

To WHU I mean as they have been shown to have lied to the premier league enquiry into Tevez'z ownership. I Say this as quite clearly they did not terminate all agreements with Joorabchian who in fact did still own the player. I expect nothing as they are a bigger club than the blades and the PL don't want to be shown to be either stupid or complicit.

A question that arises in my mind is how truthful Ashley was in saying he wants Big Sam here. If he wants him yo move on he may need to engineer that.

No I am a student.

I get 11,500 for 2 nights a week I can't complain.

No I only work nights Thursday friday one week sat and sun the next.

I look forward to their return and drunken ramblings then.

Anybody else working?

I would hate to live in London. I like fresh air.

Wigan. But them aside I have no idea either. Going off current squads I'd say Wigan and Derby are almost certs to go down, probably joined by either Sunderland or Birmingham I wonder who I would prefer.

I think will be the closest season in a long time with the sudden spending power of all of the clubs with new owners. Still Don't want Liverpool to do anything though and that is purely because of the BBC.

Do you need it kissing better? my dog just did it but thanks for the offer....that will teach me to smoke and type naked Now you're teasing. Hope none else is reading this.

Do you need it kissing better?

Cool entertain me. what would you like me to do ??? What would I really like you to do Or what do I think I have a chance of getting you to do? I am up for chatting about anything as I am at work and bored

Cool entertain me.

It's like the Todd Landers tribute at the end of that episode of Neighbours. Is he in Emmerdale now? no I think thats a bloke off Hollyoaks ???/ Different one stoooopid

Fat racist walks into a bar and asks the barman to recommend a port. The Barman says Southampton now fuck off out of my country you racist bastard. small chuckle....better gag needed ??? Saw a fat racist getting beat up off 5 blokes yesterday went home and told the wife. She said didn't you stop and help. I said no I thought 5 would be enough. bigger chuckle...but still not fulfilled somehow ??? Now if you want fulfilling an old man Jesus and Moses playing golf. jesus tees off and goes in the water. Moses tees off and goes in the water and the old man does the same. The get to the water and Jesus walks on it plays his shot and ends up on the green. Moses parts the water takes his shot and is on the green. Just then a fish swallows the old mans ball just as an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish and flies off. As it flies away it drops the fish on the green the ball pops out of the fishes mouth and into the hoile. jesus says. Howay dad stop fucking about and play properly. Did you enjoy that then? yes thanks but as my school report used to say....has potential but needs to concentrate How come you still up. Even linz has gone to bed.

Fat racist walks into a bar and asks the barman to recommend a port. The Barman says Southampton now fuck off out of my country you racist bastard. small chuckle....better gag needed ??? Saw a fat racist getting beat up off 5 blokes yesterday went home and told the wife. She said didn't you stop and help. I said no I thought 5 would be enough. bigger chuckle...but still not fulfilled somehow ??? Now if you want fulfilling an old man Jesus and Moses playing golf. jesus tees off and goes in the water. Moses tees off and goes in the water and the old man does the same. The get to the water and Jesus walks on it plays his shot and ends up on the green. Moses parts the water takes his shot and is on the green. Just then a fish swallows the old mans ball just as an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish and flies off. As it flies away it drops the fish on the green the ball pops out of the fishes mouth and into the hoile. jesus says. Howay dad stop fucking about and play properly. Did you enjoy that then?

It's like the Todd Landers tribute at the end of that episode of Neighbours. Is he in Emmerdale now?

Fat racist walks into a bar and asks the barman to recommend a port. The Barman says Southampton now fuck off out of my country you racist bastard. small chuckle....better gag needed ??? Saw a fat racist getting beat up off 5 blokes yesterday went home and told the wife. She said didn't you stop and help. I said no I thought 5 would be enough. bigger chuckle...but still not fulfilled somehow ??? Now if you want fulfilling an old man Jesus and Moses playing golf. jesus tees off and goes in the water. Moses tees off and goes in the water and the old man does the same. The get to the water and Jesus walks on it plays his shot and ends up on the green. Moses parts the water takes his shot and is on the green. Just then a fish swallows the old mans ball just as an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish and flies off. As it flies away it drops the fish on the green the ball pops out of the fishes mouth and into the hoile. jesus says. Howay dad stop fucking about and play properly.