Kevin Carr's Gloves

I agree but sadly millions of people are "born into it" and have no choice under penalty of death. Its people who live in "free" countries and still choose it that deserve mockery. Are you saying people who are religious should be mocked? I'm not religious as in I don't follow a particular religion but I respect those who wish to. Absolutely all religious beliefs should be mocked occasionally.

What is Tiger woods like. How realistic is the action?

Can I as a comedian nail my flag to the wall and say I believe it is not only ok to mock someone's beliefs I believe it is essential that all religious beliefs are mocked from time to time to try and help extricate peoples heads from their arses. Thank You

why? what makes it any different to the paedo songs? singing about drunken centre halfs? Posh Spice taking it up the arse? Beardsley being ugly? or every other chant that has taken place against specific players? Still take bananas to matches to throw at the black players? The other trump card. Never mind Godwin's Law. Are you seriously having difficulty seeing the connection between abusing someone's race and someone's religion? I do a race is something someone is born to and is a genetic factor. religion is purely by choice. I don't care if I upset someone based on their imaginary friend.

Is it Islamaphobic to point out all Al Quaeda terrorists and the people in the taliban are islamic?

I agree with this

You have my backing on that one.

Why did I keep typing Riquelme when I obviously meant Enrique. F**king idiot I am.

Ramage should not have come on he should have done what he did when Ramage went off. Not even a hindsight thing there. I also think Martins for Owen was the wrong move. I know viduka scored but i believe Owen and Martins would have offered more and I am not going to back down on that. I think we are lacking invention in Midfield and with a better backline (where is Riqueme) we could have for our next game. Harper Taylor Cacapa Rohzenhal Riquelme Milner Geremi Butt N'Zogbia Owen/Viduka Martins

Midield pairing too defensive?

Should have put Cacapa on for carr and moved Taylor out to right back.

Or alternatively we can stop people encroaching into areas inhabited by wildlife.

Cool. Bunch of cocksuckers make dogs fight.

Surely he knew very well what he was letting himself in to. If anything this will give his so called skills more exposure I guess. Can't see him staying on if they go down. I hate to sound like a makem but would piss myself if he got a long term injury.

What about Mary Bell? Gateshead tbh. I hate to sound like a pedant but I am so.... Scotswood road actually.

Gordon may rue deciding on Sunderland.

Absolutely just journalists making up stories. The quality of reporting in this country (can't comment on many others) is disgraceful imho.

I know they will still be up there at the end of the season and probably champs but I love the fact that Rooney is out and Ronaldo is suspended for a few games. Also loving that Gerrard might be out for a while. And yes I am that bitter.

Just need a re-investigation of the hammers and for them to be docked points for the season.

Very random, Tom! It was a printer. Durr! OK go again.

Pert breasts Clue please Close but not right! Erm..... It's on a desk to my left. I have no idea. Different game.

Pert breasts Clue please

Pisspot?

Come play then Cath. What we playing? I spy? Something beginning with 'P' Pen

Come play then Cath.