Kevin Carr's Gloves

Still waiting for some reporter to say our lack of patience has developed over the years of completely shite football we have been paying huge amounts to watch.

What's dom night ??? Dominatrix. You know your leather crotchless catsuit night

Stabbing the throat is much more effective than that shite slicing you see on TV. Need a good strong blade.

Isnt bluetongue what Radgi's lad gets after dom night.

I bought earplugs because I work nightshift. Found I cant breathe properly when I have them in.

Adebayor nearly same class as Ameobi

It's like saying Oasis are better than the Stone Roses ffs! It's like saying Oasis are better than the goodies.

RIP youngster.

I know I am just being bitter but I hope they crash and burn.

Is Grant caretaker?

Freak what you doing on here then?

James Blunt is the wettest shittest soppy middle of the road anodyne piece of crap it has been my misfortune to hear. And he was a Blues and Royal Lt. Thats like screaming I am a wet twat who was bullied into this by my daddy.

I just can't accept this, because it isn't always the same shit for me. Granted, I've been frustrated with him more than not, but the form he has showed at times makes me believe that with a clean bill of health he can push on and be a useful squad member. Criticising him after his first start in ages for a performance that for me was neither dreadful nor great just seems to me unjust. I used to say that, I was wrong. You're insistence that Ameobi did no worse than any top flight attacker would have done is just ridiculous. He won nothing don't say he did I saw the game he didn't. He did no running at all none zilch zip rien absolutely zero. He stood offside for 2 thats right 2 free kicks. And that is stood didnt wander or mistakenly tread offside he stood quite obviously offside completely ruining 2 chances. He led with his elbows he jumped a maximum of 2 inches off the ground when he managed to leave the ground. Now nobody was good against Derby and I have not let enyone off with the muck spreading. But for you to say Shola deserves none is quite possibly the stupidest thing I have read on here. And that is up against some pretty tough competition.

To paraphrase "Aye there's the rub". Will we learn the lessons. I sincerely hope so. However we haven't played fantastically this season and Smith has played every game even though he has been completely ineffectual (sp). I will wait to see the team sheet for Sunday and if it even closely resembles the one we had last night I will be very upset.

I was stationed in Wellington barracks for a while. Liked it then could not live there now. But I am nearly 40 and like to see lots of trees and fields when I go for a walk.

Also Sam keeps forgetting he is the manager of Newcastle United.

Hhhhmmmm reminds me of what you said about souness iirc

Everyone was shite. possesion was none existent. Zero creativity again. My optimism has finally gone.

Ameobi should never get near the pitch ever again.

And thats what fucks me off the most. Ditto. Playing for 4th spot and we couldn't have put on a worse performance. Overpaid bunch of fuckwits... and that includes the overweight bastard in charge. I AGREE

If we get any shit excuses I am going to be very unhappy

fyp

This has been absolute shite not one player on that pitch deserves any praise. What Ameobi is doing on there I do not know. Given would do a better job. Cunt was offside again. Useles bastard.

Good question but something that has to be done. I am sure the new guys will not be on stupid wages. It will be up to Sam to point out that Taylor may not be on as much as some but is at parity (SP) with the likes of Rohzenhal an Cacapa. And that he is not quite as certain of first team performances anymore. However Derby and Wigan would both love him to be in their first team.

Agreed. Very good. Another top bit of directing by Eastwood. Agreed, top direction and acting, felt that the ending was very predictable though. He could also do with making a film with a happy ending.