Kevin Carr's Gloves

Bramble's body with Woodgate's brain, I had such high hopes for Sam's Secret Laboratory. I had such high hopes for Sam. I had quite low ones and he didn't even meet those.

I prefer comedy

I love the Eagle books very good historically.

His new shirt has: KING KEV 1 on the back Does that mean we can drop Smith now?

Sounds like media bollocks to me.

So shit overall

I have just been on NO and can't believe how many of them rate Smith. He is shite isn't he I can't be that wrong.

USC We now know how trendy you aren't

I thought Ameobi and to a lesser extent Owen were both poor tonight. Balls were played to them but the movement was poor from Owen and non existant from Ameobi. I agree he needs to be punted it's like playing with 10 men.

We need better strikers and someone in the centre of midfield.

Wife bought me the his dark materials trilogy by Philip Pullman. His attempt to write in somekind of street vernacular is very tiresome and is putting me off the books.

Team Given Carr Taylor Cacapa Enrique Milner Nzogbia LuaLua Duff Viduka Owen

That's the spirit. It seems we're overconfident and expected to steam roll over Bolton. A dangerous thing? They just sold their only real threat.

Until you get onto 'Hard' then it gets frustrating as f**k. You know how to play the song, but can you bollocks make your little finger do shit with that orange button. It's a good game though - dont get me wrong. The wireless guitar made it sooooo much better. Missing a 'freebird' though Even flow

That is all.

"If wanting Keegan aint right I dont wanna be wrong". COming to america (Para)

Herforder Pils. Cant beat a yellow handbag.

Just Radgi's and i mean cloth ones.

You weren't there when the stoke fans attacked the families coming off the trains last time we went down there then? While I remember quite clearly what happened in 1995 and it was disgusting, that is in no way excusable for it happening on our own patch. I know that but the "lovely People" thing got me a bit. We should have just criticised the behaviour of our mongs without praising the people of Stoke.

You weren't there when the stoke fans attacked the families coming off the trains last time we went down there then?

The whole team got raped against Man U though.

Do you watch much football? I have seen Enrique and he has impressed me most the time he has played.

At least he has a scouting network in Scotland kind of.

Absofuckinglutely

Regardless of the rights and wrongs of the new appointment I now refuse to be negative for the rest of the season. We have to help llift this club and we have to let our voices be heard in support of our new manager. But jesus let him get someone in to help.