Kevin Carr's Gloves

Britain were in control of Egypt from 1912 onwards. Declared independent in the 20s iirc. Hence the word defacto.

You are thinking of the last crusade. There is quite a lot of evidence to suggest the Ark of the covenant was an actual relic. ALthough what it contained is well up for debate.

Britain were in control of Egypt from 1912 onwards.

Zeppelin and Floyd christ even I am too young for that shite. Give me SKA!!!!

First let me say I love the film. But I think someone should have pointed out to the script writers the British were in defacto control of Egypt throughout the war.

Is fucking amazing and a NUFC fan.

Normally the other way around tbh. Not at all mate. Although London makes a lot of money it gets a huge amount spent on it. Don't believe what the papers tell you.

London deserves Boris. Watch it get into huge debt and be bailed out by the rest of the country.

The natural state of an Everton or Newcastle football fan is bitterness. The natural state of a glory hunter is conceited....without even earning it. (winning is earned) Edited for accuracy.-------------------I love football. Because you're a glory hunter. Muppet logic.........................does it make you an inbred sadonist cause you support a club that can win fuck all? Whats a sadonist? Did you learn that in your education?

Yes we did. But "the main thing" is being there....................not that I expect you to know or understand that. I do understand it though. I'd much rather be where Liverpool are as a club. I'm just amused you lost because you're an arrogant wanker (not atypical of your support in general). I hope that clears it up. Still going to Moscow btw? Enjoy it Personal abuse.....................is that the last line of defense? You`re a submissive underachieving wanker.....................because you have every reason to be. coming onto another teams football message board to tell them how great you are ? How fuckin sad is that. It feels great actually!................you should try it?! I mean you have won more than stoke haven`t you? prick You're not a scouser are you ? I am an educated one. You don't come across as educated.

You don't fuck with Keegan, do you? Despite the nice guy stuff everyone sees, he can be as ruthless as anyone when it comes to commitment. I think there were some good stories in "the Bez diaries" about it. Keegan`s a pussy and the world knows it. Have you seen one yet?

Balls of fury. I laughed a lot.

Am I missing something since when has Harper been a scouse fan?

Yes we did. But "the main thing" is being there....................not that I expect you to know or understand that. I do understand it though. I'd much rather be where Liverpool are as a club. I'm just amused you lost because you're an arrogant wanker (not atypical of your support in general). I hope that clears it up. Still going to Moscow btw? Enjoy it Personal abuse.....................is that the last line of defense? You`re a submissive underachieving wanker.....................because you have every reason to be. coming onto another teams football message board to tell them how great you are ? How fuckin sad is that. It feels great actually!................you should try it?! I mean you have won more than stoke haven`t you? The thing is though we dont all have your constant need for attention. I think I speak for all of us when I say we dont have your sense of abandonement. is this because of a parental divorce or because you were never able to make friends at school?

I always expect the unexpected.

Harsh but fair, Smart was no Rolf's Cartoon Club. Always preferred Art Attack myself. That's because you're a mere pup. Neil Buchanan was shit. Rolf harris could speak to children via the medium of desk and face flicking. RIP Rolf. Pretty sure he is still alive like.

I wouldnt touch them. If they know so much why are they working at a website?

I get annoyed to quickly the wife has to take the phone off me before I just start telling them to fuck off.

At a 120 years of age I would imagine the nursing staff will be having both anal and oral sex with you at will and there'll be fuck all you can do about it, old man. You can let us know if that happens next year then. I'm not a care assistant. Did you not qualify for the job then?

Apparently Thaksin wants a say in team selection. Man the top flight managers will be lining up for that one.

At a 120 years of age I would imagine the nursing staff will be having both anal and oral sex with you at will and there'll be fuck all you can do about it, old man. You can let us know if that happens next year then.

Yeah but not my mouth which is the important bit.

Cumming in my 16 year old girlfriends mouth after anal sex on my 120th birthday.

Won't they get sued to fuck? How does suing work across international borders? Can't you just Bart Simpson it? They would have to sue them in an English court and all sorts. Not worth it especially as in England you can say "I cant afford to pay that in one go here is a fiver a week".

I would just tell the american hospital to fuck off.