Kevin Carr's Gloves

I’ve googled Patrick Stanton and can’t find him.

Are you still able to wank, my level of sympathy depends on your answer. I might be pissed btw.

The CG worked and must be carried forward!!!!

He has played 89 minutes in total in the premier league this season. What’s the fucking point in playing an unfit player or having a player on the bench who can’t really come on and compete. Ffs people try thinking about this shit. That’s not even taking into consideration we have never actually played with a proper defensive midfielder so his playing would change the whole dynamic of the team. But lets get him in because err… something need bodies something. If we need bodies this badly we’d be better off going to a morgue

If he isn’t fit enough to play though then he’s just a waste of money

Am I the only one thinking that Philips would take ages to get into the team anyway? so I’m not fussed if he comes or not. Again this is a long term project so I’m not really pissing my pants about this season’s position.

How do you know she’s lying?

You think he’s only 16 stone?

No change then

If we do win this it will be down to the letters CG somehow sneaking into the title for some reason.

Nice little match thread I reckon

Can we call a fatwah on scouse cunts

I fucking hate us

Fuck you scouse cunts

He doesn’t have a daughter so I’m choosing to believe it’s bollocks

Liverpool are secret racists apparently https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/dec/28/british-asian-man-sues-liverpool-fc-over-racial-discrimination

Somebody mentioned how shit a word it was on another thread so I immediately put it in here for a laugh.

Merry Twixmas one and all!!!

Hope it gets fixed soon bud

Does he stub his cock while building a trampoline in the dark?

I’ve done stealth camping it was very popular in the army.