Kevin Carr's Gloves

Anybody who thinks the US system where people are refused treatment for certain conditions beacause of the cost is a better system than the NHS is a moron. To think it is best to dismantle a system ostensibly there for the good of everyone and replace it with a system run to make profit for share holders is just insane.

If Ashley does pull this stunt of removing us from sale after the transfer window again there has to be a concerted plan of action by the fans. If the NUSC lot can get off their arses and actually do something that would be great but someone has to show leadership and start organising demonstrations and boycotts. This will not damage the club any more than having Ashley in control will do. The man is a prick and will take us down with his complete ineptitude.

It was part of your act what act? You tiny Byker mentalist haven't you tried your hand at Stand up at some point? maybe I'm thinking of someone else Probably me there Wacky.

Why is G.Clooney considered 'special' ?? What exactly d'you mean by 'special'. Susan Boyle looks a bit 'special', in the way that 'special' is used to describe some kids iykwim. Special as in my mate looks like the guy that stacks the shelves in the spar in Paignton doesn't count.

Does anyone have a mate who is a lookalike for someone special. i have a mate who is the spitting double of George Clooney and all the women love him. Wondered if anyone else has a mate who looks like someone famous whose bird might fancy them or something.

Tin hat time. I don't think a loss is that bad. My reasoning is I think if we win Assley will think he can keep the club do fuck all and still get us promoted. If we lose he might panic into selling.

Goodbye Sir Bobby. You will always be the legend who brought us back from the brink and you will be in our hearts forever.

The pub lanlord bit gets on my wick, he just isn't funny it probably doesn't help that all that "british" gags he does is hardly going do well with most people outside of England. Also when you take into consideration he is a public school cunt he is just taking the piss out of the working classes I really hate the fucker.

The bowling has been just awful this test. Watching Broad and Anderson continually feed Hughes those wide balls when everyone and their dog knew he likes it their and not in his chest was stupefying. That on top of the spinners completely failing to get any kind of tur and at the same time being completely unable to think their way round a batsmen was truly dire. I have no hope that our batsmen will save us.

I am watching McIntyres comedy roadshow and Al Murray is on I have never liked him and he is proving me right.

Not sure I fully believe it yet.

I have seen hundreds of stand up I would guess probably more than any other poster.

Looking at my Mum and siblings, I'm genetically predisposed to be big boned. Knew a lass from Ashington who was genetically predisposed to being boned.

My favourite is when they get the bull machine and Dave Spikey says "I've not seen them this excited since they printed that paedophiles address in the paper".

John Lennon released some absolute gash like He did indeed. I think the difference between the two is outlined by Renton though in that you got the feeling there was no way Jackson would ever do anything decent ever again (plenty evidence to back that up as well). He died 10 years earlier than Wacko though...most people would agree that your forties on isn't really going to be peak of anyone's pop powers. Some artists buck the trend. Van Morrison, Tom Waits to name two. Muddy Waters, John Lee Hooker, Leadbelly, BB.King, Lightnin' Hopkins, Johnny Cash and a few more all peaked very late. I don't think many of those had an international number one BEFORE they were forty, let alone after. Either way, it's not even about quality which is subjective, it's about transcending music. It might be that you don't like Michael Jackson. But he's been the most prominent pop culture icon for 30 year, whatever his output. At his peak he was an unstoppable force no doubts. Diddy: Michael Jackson showed me that you can actually see the beat. He made the music come to life!! He made me believe in magic. I will miss him! Samantha Ronson: His music is just as relevant now as it was the day they pressed record, I'm sure it will remain so for generations to come.R.I.P.Mr Jackson. Dane Cook: I'm dedicating my show 2night to Michael Jackson. THRILLER got me laid. Well... At least thats what I told my friends. Heidi Montag: the world has suffered a GREAT loss today Michael Jackson my thoughts and prayers are with his family, friends, and fans God bless. Ice T: Rest In Peace Mike. People can say what they want but you were 100% original. WE will always love , miss & remember your GREATNESS. John Mayer: Dazed in the studio. A major strand of our cultural DNA has left us. RIP MJ. I think we'll mourn his loss as well as the loss of ourselves as children listening to Thriller on the record player. Ashley Tisdale: So sad. Saying a prayer for Michael Jackson. Miley Cyrus: michael jackson was my inspiration. love and blessings Ludacris: If it were not for Micheal Jackson I would not be where or who I am today.His Music and Legacy will live on Forever.Prayers to the famR.I.P. MC Hammer: I have no words.. I loved Michael Jackson.. RIP.. Kelly Rowland: Michael you left such a legacy on this earth, have touched SO MANY!!! We thank you for such a driving inspiration in music & our lives!! This has got to be one of the saddest days in music history!! Michael Rest In Peace! WE miss you! Star Jones: Death comes to all. But great achievements build a monument." He IS and WAS the greatest entertainer of all times...Peace to you brother. Jordan Chandler: Ow my arse.

John Lennon released some absolute gash like He did indeed. I think the difference between the two is outlined by Renton though in that you got the feeling there was no way Jackson would ever do anything decent ever again (plenty evidence to back that up as well). He died 10 years earlier than Wacko though...most people would agree that your forties on isn't really going to be peak of anyone's pop powers. Some artists buck the trend. Van Morrison, Tom Waits to name two. Muddy Waters, John Lee Hooker, Leadbelly, BB.King, Lightnin' Hopkins, Johnny Cash and a few more all peaked very late. I don't think many of those had an international number one BEFORE they were forty, let alone after. Either way, it's not even about quality which is subjective, it's about transcending music. It might be that you don't like Michael Jackson. But he's been the most prominent pop culture icon for 30 year, whatever his output. At his peak he was an unstoppable force no doubts. Diddy: Michael Jackson showed me that you can actually see the beat. He made the music come to life!! He made me believe in magic. I will miss him! Samantha Ronson: His music is just as relevant now as it was the day they pressed record, I'm sure it will remain so for generations to come.R.I.P.Mr Jackson. Dane Cook: I'm dedicating my show 2night to Michael Jackson. THRILLER got me laid. Well... At least thats what I told my friends. Heidi Montag: the world has suffered a GREAT loss today Michael Jackson my thoughts and prayers are with his family, friends, and fans God bless. Ice T: Rest In Peace Mike. People can say what they want but you were 100% original. WE will always love , miss & remember your GREATNESS. John Mayer: Dazed in the studio. A major strand of our cultural DNA has left us. RIP MJ. I think we'll mourn his loss as well as the loss of ourselves as children listening to Thriller on the record player. Ashley Tisdale: So sad. Saying a prayer for Michael Jackson. Miley Cyrus: michael jackson was my inspiration. love and blessings Ludacris: If it were not for Micheal Jackson I would not be where or who I am today.His Music and Legacy will live on Forever.Prayers to the famR.I.P. MC Hammer: I have no words.. I loved Michael Jackson.. RIP.. Kelly Rowland: Michael you left such a legacy on this earth, have touched SO MANY!!! We thank you for such a driving inspiration in music & our lives!! This has got to be one of the saddest days in music history!! Michael Rest In Peace! WE miss you! Star Jones: Death comes to all. But great achievements build a monument." He IS and WAS the greatest entertainer of all times...Peace to you brother. Jordan Chandler: Ow my arse.

He'd be better off going to Greece for any number of reasons than pissing around in a relegation battle for Hull or Stoke. Let's face it, his England career is over either way, so he should take the increased wages and CL football, plus in an inferior league he'll look better. Not like I care where the little bastard goes, by the way, just saying. In a footballing sense he'd be much better off at Olympiakos. CL football, less wear and tear on his body, more prestige than Hull and Stoke. He's always been a bit of a cunt though. FYP

Brown has to take a lot of blame for the de regulation of the banking system and the failure of the FSA to stop the banks making false profits on selling loans which were more toxic than Chernobyl. When people were short selling they stopped them and told them not to do it again. They then removed the laws curtailing the short selling and quel suprise they started doing it again. This meant that Billions of tax payers money had to go into the banks millions of which went straight back out again in the form of bonuses to the people who caused all the bother. Also remember this is the man who decided to cripple the lowest paid in the job market by doubling their basic tax rate. Some people on here seem to have rose tinted memories.

When I miss home I miss panacalty (sp) or sometimes savaloy dips or mushy peas they dont do them up here. When I miss Germany I miss Jaegerschnitzel hhhmmm prima! Oder Giros mit pommes. I am now officially starving.

Normally levelheaded people also voted for the NSDAP doesnt mean they were right or that normal politics is to blame. Just means people are lazy enough to just listen to empty rhetoric and blame genrally the wrong people for society's perceived woes than actually try and do something themselves.

Cole was OK.

That is quite possibly the funniest thing I have ever read on here.

Young people who think they know everything. There is nothing more annoying than snotty kids who dont understand what happens to your body and mind when you get old. they should all be whipped.

Went for a beach holiday in Cuba best holiday I have ever had. My first all inclusive and it was amazing. Forget Cristal drink Buccanero beer if only for the name. Only time we went off the resort was to go for a 3 hour horse ride in the hills which was also amazing. I love the place and have been to America since. Loads of Americans go via Canada.