Kevin Carr's Gloves

I hope they get taken to the cleaners by other teams

For Krafth, Trippier gave them 2 goals, you think krafth would be worse?

That’s what I mean fucking sub one of them

That’s a load of shit, he should have hooked Trippier

Fucking useless shite cunts, and Gordon can fuck off tonight as well

Natty dead

Do you support England? Are you patriotic?

So tell me more about the conflict in Yemen

@Gemmill do us all a solid and predict us to lose please.

Also the Houthi rebels are backed by Iran who are obviously spotless human rights wise.

Also I reckon Emery won’t be there next season as a big continental side will come in for him, PSG maybe?

Didn’t they tell the miners to fuck iff when they complained about their fascist manager?

One swallow does not a porn star make.

My son is going on a school trip to the Milan game next week. The school have quite rightly advised that Newcastle kits are the only acceptable football tops allowed on the trip. My boy has gallantly offered to loan out some of his tops to his mates. It also transpires these Scottish school kids in their Newcastle tops are also going for a stadium tour and training session the day after……. At the stadium of light. I might phone the Sunderland echo for a laugh.

This is funnier than you realise.

No.

One of them will get sent off

Shutter up ffs

Will we actually go in for Ramsdale now?

Yeah it feels weird looking forward to games against ManU

I bet he’s got a massive cock

He hasn’t got a discernible personality either.

We should have been 10-0 up at half time but I’ll take that (like I have a choice).

We gave the ball away far too much in the last 10 minutes.