Kevin Carr's Gloves

I did it in Jamaica once...............................................................................................................................................Pilates of the caribbean.

So does John Terry claiming he didn't do it prove he is a liar? Can the prosecution use that in his court case by saying his protestations of innocence are the inane blabberings of a man who believes he can do no wrong?

Aye if we're in 4th I want Chelsea to lose. if Spurs are 4th then it's come on the blues.

1: this is true. 2: Chelsea won't win the CL.

Not backing his manager then

Even in November i was till worried it would all go tits up.

I have read that sentence a few times now and it makes no sense.

How many threads do the makems have about the game?

I think according to several Sunderland fans we can describe our season thusly. Very Lucky all marginal decisions have gone our way. Despite finishing much higher in the league only 2 possibly 3 of our players would make their first 11. been incredibly lucky with injuries having no long term issues and have played exactly the same 11 all season. Have been very lucky in all our signings this can't continue. Europe is the best possible thing from a Makems view as it guarantees we will be crap next season. Champions League qualifying 4th would be the best possible scenarios as it would mean all the signings we will want to make will wait to see if we qualify first meaning we have to panic buy at the end of August. If MO'N had been their manager from the start of the season they would be above us.

I was listening to talksport and the Coventry captain at that game was on saying how both teams were going for the win and Jimmy Hill was getting nervous so he got the Score flashed up on the scoreboard. Then him and the Bristol City captain who he had played with at Leeds got together and calmed both teams down. So it's not as deluded as I would like to think.

Gayness, I think. Which, as far as I understand it, tends to start with being gay. Meenzer bobbing and weaving around this thread, giving some excellent right hooks when it opens up. Aye Meenzer dishes out a mean fisting

In todays breaking news on BBC http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/17781707 Arry claims Spurs need to win four to guarantee 4th place. Surely not if we win 5. There are 38 games in a season yes?

Also put it on me facebook page with instructions of what to do.

Voted.

I knew a gay guy (not at uni) who always said he wasn't gay he just liked to suck the occasional cock.

Can you stand like a mincer??

is that so ? Does that mean all the jocks have to go home (joking). No we are going to bus all our drug addicts to London the day before independence is declared.

I was in the Disney store last week with my 3yo daughter. At one point when she was wearing a hat, sunglases, bag and carrying a huge pluto said "Dad lets buy some stuff".

FAO Leazes. Nothing. Scotland provides 9.6% of UK government revenues and receives 9.3% back in the Barnett formula payments

Not Really I am proud to be English (well from the north east cockneys can fuck right off :-)) but I love living in Scotland. I think if Independence comes now (big if) nothing much will change to be honest. Except Scotland which is a nation in it's own right will have full democracy and self determinationism. At the last national election Scotland returned 1 Tory MP. And yet it is governed by the Tories. That can't be right. I suppose not. Do you think they will financially survive ? Yes. Decent manufacturing, oil, Water, wind and wave power, the country won't be rich like China but it has a lot more than Ireland. Depends how it is managed.

I don't care how my children turn out I just thank god every day they are not makems.

Bollocks Lawro has us down to win 2-0. That's us beat then.

Not Really I am proud to be English (well from the north east cockneys can fuck right off :-)) but I love living in Scotland. I think if Independence comes now (big if) nothing much will change to be honest. Except Scotland which is a nation in it's own right will have full democracy and self determinationism. At the last national election Scotland returned 1 Tory MP. And yet it is governed by the Tories. That can't be right.

Would the SNP allow English members ? As for Scotland, I lived there too for a while, my ex mrs is Scottish and came from a small place. All the locals accepted me, apart from 2 at first, because I am a good bloke full stop and also because I didn't act the big English bloke etc etc and took them all on face value as friends. Some of them see Geordies as different to "English" though, and when they said to me that Geordies were jocks with their brains kicked in I just said thats strange because we think that Jocks are Geordies with their brains kicked in, and we all laughed. The only 2 blokes who gave me flak for being and English bastard were told by the others to lay off and when they got to know me both of them apologised. There was only ever one other bloke, who was one of those natural heed-the-balls anyway and I never really saw him in the pub again yes I am one. In fact I was asked to stand in the local elections in May but couldn't due to family and work commitments. Nigel Don is an English SNP MSP.

It's alright to be anything if you're funny.