Kevin Carr's Gloves

Christmas Tree is the ghost of Leazes past.

Bale diving again.

Obertan couldn't fucking anticipate where the sun was going to rise.

FUCKING LEARN TO PASS YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT!!!!

Obertan is fucking shit

Obertan is shit. Simpson is shit I am tired and grumpy so will be offering nothing positive or constructive this evening.

I think Aston Villa may collapse in the CHampionship. Their support is shit as it is.

It would be nice if Wigan would go down this time just so I can avoid the press spunking over Martinez masterfully engineering another great escape ignoring that he is the one who gets them into the position in the first place.

A bit of a non story really but would like to see their finances now. http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/news/football-qpr-wage-bill-doubles-latest-report-093101838.html

Stunning parry by Forster there.

Going out on a limb here but i bet no one prefers to stand when "having a shite"

Funny as fuck for me like. Shits all over Gary Tank Commander.

Shola will have a shocker of a game and it will be like playing with 10 men. That is my prediction.

You ever seen Man United play before?

A harsh red but we have all seen them given and all seen them get yellows and am pretty sure we have seen them go unpunished. If it was Stoke who got it there would be no discussion.

I would send Rooney off as well for being an ugly bald cunt with a weave

If i was a referee I would have sent him off before kick for being a cunt.

The red card isn't really contentious. He jumped up foot high and kicked somebody. That he did by accident is immaterial his foot was illegally high.

I don't want to sound regionalist or anything and I am embarrassed by some of my compatriots voices but bloody hell I can't listen to that voice for more than 10 seconds at a time.

Fucking hell that must be cringeworthy for Celtic fans

Could do with Aston Villa getting beat like.

House!

I can write what cuntface morgan knows about football on a pube with a paintbrush

When it comes to Rangers and Celtic i am very constipated.

Not necassarily more punctuation just the right ones in the right place