Kevin Carr's Gloves

Bollocks to that I hope he burns his cock off in a freak curling tong incident

Lad at the bottom of my street signed for Celtic's acadamy this week.

I was on the edge when he played Shola up front and Cisse on the wing.

Well on the plus side I don't think anyone will try and buy him in the summer.

Out for rest of Season according to Colin Young at the Mail.

Did you watch the actual game?Did you not notice the times we played awful passes straight to them?Running into a group instead of playing the ball to a free man that's because of the opposition is it?Oh right well you are obviously the font of all football knowledge then I assume you work in football as a top class coach or after natch summariser your knowledge is so inciteful.

That's a shame could see you greeting a future boyfriend as he first disrobes and you look him up and down and just say "aye canny".

I thought he was ok but seemed to be playing in a funny position in midfield. I thought he was a striker.

Forgot Motherwell but the other two aren't worth mentioning.

Right at a computer so I can let loose. I thought overall we were dog shit last night. We gave the ball away far too easily putting ourselves under lot's of pressure. Main culprits being Haidara, Tiote, Santon, Mbiwa and Sissoko. We also seemed to lack the intelligence to pick the right option in the final third, I lost count of the number of openings Cisse and later Campbell found for the ball carrier to ignore them and just run into a bunch of Anzhi players and lose the ball. Marveaux played some good stuff bit also was guilty of stupid decisions. Steven Taylor was by far our best player beyond solid performance. Jonas was immense in the Cabaye role best period of play I have seen from him in ages. Hope Cisse is not in a mood with Newcastle for some stupid reason.

In the strathclyde area alone there are Rangers, celtic, St Mirren, Partick Thistle, Airdrie, Hamilton Academicals, Greenock Morton. That's a population of Newcastle and Sunderland combined

You fucking beauty

Haidara has been fucking awful

This has been painful to watch

I have the sound off

Are all our players fucking thick?

This is fucking awful

They are slicing through us at will

Playing shit

Nah he jacked it in by 1988

And just to make sure everyone understands the actual meaning of my post. All these 'Hardmen' and 'Gangsters' I bet somewhere there are family men just getting on with their lives who could take them apart without too muich trouble they just take the choice not to live as a wanker.

No Idea when was this?

Whoosh

Kevin Carr's Socks

My dad was a doorman at the sombrero in Chester le street in the 70's was head doorman went it was Croccodillos in the 80's and was head doorman at a shithole called Jolly's in Sunderland before he gave it up and got a good job with the council.