Kevin Carr's Gloves

Going to be confirmed by the club today. So thats a big FUCK YOU!! From super Mike Ashley to all the fans supporting NUFC through thin and thinner.

This is sleight of hand it's misdirection while we go mental over this Ashley sells Cabaye Tiote and Cisse then tells us it's all ok JFK is not really dof

Down to 13 and a half stone now thanks to diet and exercise

Whilst you are the very spirit of humour. It's nice to know I wind you up if that's how you feel.

If we spend £50 million I will shit in my own eye.

^^^This

The one saving grace is that Ashley won't own us forever for me its just waiting out his tenure.

Who is going to be happy when this pisses Graham Carr off and he fucks off somewhere else?

I think you're 20 years out.

Everyone still giving the club money takes a share of the blame for what has happened. FMA can do this cos idiots wont stop giving him money no matter what he does.

So who is pissed off enough to not renew their season ticket?

Ashley is a cunt anyone who ever thought anything else is also a cunt. All the supporters out there happy to give this fat cunt your money well you're a cunt as well.

If we sign Darren Bent I will post a picture of my cock.

In other news we seem to be 56% certain to buy Anthony Pilkington. http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/pitchside-europe/transfer-probabilities-cavani-suarez-both-set-move-162117161.html

This is a good little blog and I think the 10 points he puts forward are good reasons why we wont buy Bent. http://www.nufcfans.co.uk/2012/08/fan-blog-applying-soccernomics-to-newcastle-united-transfer-policy-explained/ A new manager wastes money. Stars of recent World Cups and European Championships are often overvalued. Certain nationalities are overvalued. Older players are overvalued. Buy players with personal problems at a discount then help them deal with their problems. Employ relocation advisers to help new players settle in to the area. Use wisdom of the crowds. The best time to buy a player is when he is in his early twenties. Sell any player if a club offers more than he is worth. Replace your best players before you even sell them. Of course we have never done number 10 so I could be wrong.

I bet we don't buy him he fits none of our recruitment categories.

This is hilarious in you thick muppet way. http://tyneandwear.sky.com/news/article/69813/tulisa-on-danny-simpson-hes-shallow-and-an-ahole

Feel sorry for the guy who leaked it when the Guardian gives the Americans his full name and details.

So oil, gas, whisky, banking, IT, wind and tidal power, agriculture, forestry, fishing, tourism, textiles are nothing?

What do you base this on?

Top 3 of Chelsea Man City and Arsenal. Bottom 3 Palace Stoke Everton. Managers sacked during season. Di Canio Pardew Moyes and Martinez (not an exhaustive list)

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Which ones you mates with.

Yep Funny comedians you should see but probably haven't heard of. Scott Agnew, John Fothergill, John Scott, Silky, Andrew White, Vladimir McTavish, Alan Anderson, Steve Drayton, John Gavin, Seymour Mace, Steffen Peddie I would add Gav Webster but I think you may have heard of him.

I've got to say anyone who was thinking of renewing their season ticket must now be seriously reconsidering.