Kevin Carr's Gloves

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Woohoo 96 beat Wolfsburg 2-0

I've heard they're electric to watch.....I'll get me coat.

Bookies still have us at 5/4 to sign Pilkington from Norwich. http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/pitchside-europe/transfer-probabilities-bookies-unconvinced-henry-suarez-stance-105123504.html

Nigerias youngest debutant isn't he?

How many times have we tried to punt him and no one ever wanted him.

Bored shitless. Going to have to move back to the private sector soon the public sector can't spell urgency.

Wish I was in Durham watching the game today.

Ok it's the start of the new Bundesliga season I think it's about time we all jumped on the bandwagon and picked a German team to support. While I would like to say Hamburg were going to be my team because of the connection to KK and my friends in Rahlstedt I am actually going to support... Hannover 96 They are the closest team to Detmold where I spent three happy years and consider it my German home town. People at Lemgo Krankenhaus saved my life and people of the area gave me their blood so it's 96 for me. Choose your team and give your reasons.

Those zero hour contracts sports direct hand out obviously leave plenty of time for going on the internet.

No but they are weapons grade.

Ecebs are in East Kilbride at the business park

My 15 inch cock. Mind that includes his comb but he'll peck the fuck out of any burglar.

I only think of myself. If ecebs offer me a job on more money I will walk out on Student Loans in a minute.

Yeah I never had it in Nord Rhein Westphalia but then again I never had a Staffordshire oatcakes til I was 25

I have come to consider pre season friendlies on an opposite scale. I have no evidence for this but the worse the pre season the beeter the season.

Fair enough where in Germany did you eat them?

Are you getting Germany mixed up with Sweden wikipedia reckons blood pancakes or blodplatter are Swedish.

Have to admit I never heard of them like.

Was it full of people picking their toes?

I love Brattys bockys and jaeger schnitzel. German beer is also brilliant.

Not according to this http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/418395/Mike-Ashley-eyeing-Rangers-move-from-Newcastle

I don't have an issue with him being called a Mercenary but people disliking him because he was a mercenary for someone else and not us.I assume you would have been happy for him to be mercenary for us?Also I assume you work for companies based on how much you like them and wouldn't do the exact same job for someone else because they offered you double the wages.

It's because Ashley has shares in Rangers they need the cash.

Playing devil's advocate when Cisse came in January we were certain he was going to be a 30 a season man.