Kevin Carr's Gloves

Fuck off you useless cunts

Shola will be shit

Just get him fucking off Cabaye too

I saw the Liverpool game on our telly through BT sport I have Virgin XL.

Has Pardew gone to Palace?

Except for the game at our place last season.

Best places to find thieving scum I suppose. Got me puzzled why there are no Scousers mind.

Tbh I have been pissing myself laughing at it. It's like a Chris Morris piss take. Especially when they quizzed her aunt about her weed addiction and the aunt looked smacked off her tits.

Anybody watching that shoplifting show on channel 5 full of makems and mancs.

Glad you cleared that up cos I didn't get it at all!!!

He plays upside down? Fucking genius player.

Where does the racist homophobe bit come from?

I think it's more like playing a crooked fairground game (bit of a tautology there) where they tell you before hand you won't enjoy it and won't win anything but you keep handing over your cash cos you remember how much you used to love it.

I live in Scotland I get them for free:-)

I thought I was taking too much Tramadol so took my last 2 night before last and now I'm feeling a bit pony. I thought they didn't have side effects or withdrawal. Any advice?

I see where your coming from but I am just taking the piss cos h's going to the makems. Wouldn't have mentioned it if he'd gone anywhere else tbh.

He went on about Suarez being the victim over the racism incident slagged of EVra for crying about it and then claimed Britain went over the top in it's hatred of racism. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/15789703 http://www.theguardian.com/football/2011/nov/17/gus-poyet-luis-suarez-racism http://www.eyefootball.com/news/11356/Poyet-backs-Suarez-on-racism-charge.html

I like how they bin a fascist and replace him with a racist.

In what way I think England and Scotland should control their own destinies. I don't slag americans off for wanting a more federalist model with higher state control or vice versa cos that's their country and it's up to them. If someone abandons a country to live abroad it's hypocritical to have a go at people wanting to shape their own future.

The housing market is not like the confectionary business. Demand is driven by need there is a constant need for housing due to a rising population. Ergo demand is high. For the purposes of the housing market the lack of mortgage is a part of the supply chain. Therefore no mortgages = no supply not no demand as you put forward in your model.

Scotland so wtf has what happens in Britain got to fo with you. If you love GB so much live here.

Where do you live again?

Although it looks like the real piss takers are the Spanish http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/european/how-tax-break-gives-real-madrid-and-barcelona-an-unfair-edge-8749146.html

This went well.

So have you decided who gets the comb yet?