Kevin Carr's Gloves

Laughing at him is like laughing at Derek you know it's wrong but it's either that or be po faced about it.

They'll spend if they think they can get someone cheaper than in the summer

They'll get humped at Old Trafford

I am enjoying this. Sunderland are a total nonentity and nothing they do matters but it's funny watching Man U crumble.

Give the winner a champions league spot it is entirely up to the FA who gets them.

Not true UEFA decide how many clubs an association can enter it is entirely up to the countries association. Therefore it is entirely possible to offer one to the winners.

Obertan

I question his use of Obertan ahead of a great steaming turd.... with a broken turd leg.

I wouldn't start Shola ahead of a geriatric one legged pig.

Oh and Stoke

In my head I was much more specific and was only thinking of Prem players so here goes. In no particular order. Cattermole Rooney Young Van Persie Cole A Terry Suarez Gerrard Wilshere And now Lallana.

Fair enough

Whose your top ten?

This shows how small minded and petty Sunderland fans are. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/4th-january-live-footy-on-tv.857122/

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/fa-league-cups/southampton-fume-as-mark-clattenburg-is-cleared-to-work-9038118.html Does this make Lallana the biggest wanker in football at the moment? I would also like to hear what the whingeing cunt said to the ref.

I am off me nut on tramadoltrying ro think of a reverse "Korean food is the dogs bollocks" line.

Aaron .A. Aaronson

Google it fuckwit

So how many prem minutes has he played?

Kids book. So no anal allowed

Gonna put a Rottweiler in it.

Shola is shit

Changed title to The Enclave Saga : Towards Enlightenment.

Yep that's my audience I think.

Cheers man. I will probably keep updating this I like the feedback you have given gives me a bit of clarity on character development and story.