Kevin Carr's Gloves

They were by far the luckiest team in the league last season this season is just karma.

Desmondtutu to be banned if we lose.

Sarcasm on the internet? Who would have known?

Because he is the secretary general of the international football federation.

Are there no white ones left?

That's a David Brent gag isn't it?

This season is a perfect storm for his motivation with end of contract and dreams of appearing in a world cup. He still however averages 0.17 goals per game which as a centre forward is pretty shocking. Yes he holds the ball up well (sometimes, in his normal periods he gives the ball away with depressing regularity, especially when we are ahead and he takes it into the corner flag) he brings people into the game (sometimes, during his normal periods he wastes the ball horrendously with approximately 0.1 through balls per game.) so yes he is doing well but he is normally lowere average to shit.

Or "No thanks I'll eat a seal but a shark can only take so much blubber".

Moving companies again Firstly for the obligatory pay rise, Secondly I have the new grand title of Test Engineer and finally the office is actually 5 minutes from my house. I would be looking forward to lie ins if it wasn't for my mental 3 yr old who cannot stay in bed past 06:30.

Yeah but cockneys are thick and get annoyed by people due to their very existence despite any good they do or their usefulness.

I would go as far as dropping the "white" from that statement.

Excellent they can annoy all the cockney's then.

If there is not a referendum on EU membership I will give £50 to SBR foundation.

Also there is a referendum on the EU coming in the UK with the outcome by no means certain. I find it funny the Tories are attacking the Yes campaign for not being able to guarantee EU membership while plotting to divest the UK of the same.

Everyone ignores Wales it was only upgraded to a country last year. Check out ISO 3166-2

The UK is the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. No Scotland = No Great Britain ergo no Great Britain = No Uk etc etc so on and so forth.

However no one has pointed out that England is also not an EU member as the UK is and that will cease to exist if Scotland becomes independent.

you implied you studied business at Durham University. I am saying that is only pertinent if....etc.

Depends what you studied and if you actually passed.

Are perhaps? Not great but better than have.

First he said European not champions league but 1: Improve revenue streams to improve team investment. We have actually dropped match day revenue and our position abroad has deteriorated. 2: we had cash this year an extra 60 miliion or so we did nothing with. 3: improve coaching don't kerp hiring fuckwit pals. And finally don't ignore gaping holes in the team like centre forward.

Not to be picky but why are we talking about working actors in the past tense?

Good job they have the best keeper in the world.

In a wetsuit.

Lost prophets lead singer dirty Paedo cunt who should be burned at the stake. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rock-singer-trial-under-way-031351604.html