Kevin Carr's Gloves

He'll be asking for Dyer to come back next.

Are you going to buy a few?

I prefer to do both it makes me a multi tasker.

So you have four kids?

Except Moron £23,000 is not the poverty line. For a couple with one child under 14 and one over it is £17,992. http://www.cpag.org.uk/content/uk-poverty-line

No It's like you turning up in the Politics thread.

Better explain that for DTT's very limited intelligence. DTT it means you're a cunt.

FFS I can't believe people are arguing about this! It's like what would you buy with your lottery winnings! Fucking either would do me but neither is what we are going to get.

Or Celtic.

Meltdown!!

Oh christ they do don't they! Sorry Cath I will check them now. That one was just on a plate though.

Buy your wife completely crap presents which neither fit her, suit her or anything she likes. She will then just go out and buy her own presents and give you them to wrap / put in a present bag.

But did he go down well??

I would imagine they will.

What's the oddso n them getting beat off Norwich now?

Chicken Begum Behar

Not only is the poor bloke dead but the makems are trying to claim him as one of theirs. http://www.sunderlandecho.com/news/local/all-news/he-spoke-the-queen-s-english-but-peter-o-toole-was-an-safc-fan-whose-dad-ran-a-bookies-in-sunderland-1-6319557

In that Re:Brand show didn't he wank off a bloke in a bog just to challenge his own sexuality. Apparently he was off his tits on Heroin the whole time he was filming too.

Beat me to it.

You were right there then.

McGeady is shite.

Anybody else glad we didn't spend £15Million on him in the summer?

Got my Brown Wings with a German girl. She lived in Fenham at the time like.

What's his clue?

Hands all those who give a toss? CT is your hand up or do you just want another pasty?