Kevin Carr's Gloves

If footballinsider told me Eddie Howe was staying I would start to panic

I don’t pay any attention to rumours about Newcastle as there are no ITKs.

So you didn’t balk at the news?

What kind of person puts seeing their team play a meaningless friendly on a bucket list?

Are we making up arguments in our heads and getting annoyed by them now?

He must be thicker than frozen whale spunk

I’m surprised you didn’t predict he’d live 2 more years.

Seeing as he was best friends with Don Rickles I think he would be annoyed we had broken from tradition so. Bob Oldheart more like.

Bob Newhart, big hero of mine.

I reckon Trump will be undone by the conspiracy nuts.

Why are you getting involved in a discussion with el thicko?

I mean it is nearer to Durham city centre than Sunderland city centre anyway. Makem maths strikes again.

Why would locals be laughing at someone trying a local traditional food?

Great another piss the bed thread.

PR stops ideologically driven governments as there is rarely a majority so deals have to be done

Get Pep

Antony Gordon now.

War wound

Suck my plastic Scottish cock

Bellingham is a cunt

As much as I enjoy baiting makems, there are members of this board who should not take the piss out of people pissing the bed over a meaningless result.

a .22 air rifle would do the trick, put a bowl of dog fod in the middle of the garden at dusk and then shot the fuckers. I hate rats.