Kevin Carr's Gloves

He didn't get banned because of the review. I quite like the Lee Ryder bit.

RIP Sir Terry.

I laughed at Jaimie Carragher going on about CHelsea surrounding the ref. Cos that never happened at Liverpool.

I've started watching The Blacklist.

Again may I iterate that the review will not have any bearing on my life whatsoever I just put it on here to show him up and didn't expect him to get banned. At the same time he was a troll and I honestly think people who go around trying to upset people on the internet are pretty scummy and sad.

My fave tipple at the moment is the Williams Brothers Caesar Augustus.

That is just a disgrace it is a racists charter.

Thanks for the info about mistakes can someone PM me a list if they have time? I got someone to give the word version a once over and have been told sometimes there are issues during the formatting into KDP.

For the record I didn't ask for him to be banned I was just showing him up for the dick he is. And as for the book 39 people have downloaded it 29 of which did it for free so his review was never going to make a difference to my life.

You are a sad pathetic individual.

I am guessing this guy's name is Lee. I have just had a 1 star review on my novella from a guy called Lee. The question is how sad and pathetic does a person have to be to carry that kind of bitterness about so they actually take time to do this.

I would prefer to see him suspended by the balls.

How about Toby Milburn for a pen name Or BIc BIro.

Loads of people have offered to proof read it. After 3 months of waiting for their input I just put it up anyway.

One was written by one of my employees whose performance review is this month.

Nah they'll drive.

No so it might be a bit shit and badly grammared with ritten spilling.

Yes.

I get 23p for every copy sold.

Oh and Tom designed the cover.

So I don't know if anyone remembers a while back I was writing a book. Well here it is on Kindle if anyone wants to take a look. It's meant for young adults and is a new concept (I think) in writing. That sounds a bit grand what I have done is just made it different to normal books. It's 99p. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Hunted-Enclave-Saga-Simon-Brown-ebook/dp/B00U14AFSM

If the Uk and the USA kept their fat noses out of things we would have no need for shitey expensive nuclear never use weapons.

I like how everyman in that picture (except the players) is wearing a hat and tie.

A deterrent to who or what?

Phallic bananas don't ruin threads. People do.