Kevin Carr's Gloves

Good I was a kid in a bad divorce and they suck balls.

Bollocks to dating stick to the end away sites. Divorces are expensive the last thing you need is a girlfriend to bleed you dry.

Banter?

My tits are half the size of yours Jordan boy.

I don't know nobody asked them. It is however documented in a lot of soldiers memoirs that they did.

What's wrong with bein a Mc like?

Crazy gun owning Americans.

What's the odds on McLaren resigning before xmas?

Of course I said none of that.

Just so you know, because I realise how uneducated you are young sir. "Scotland Forever" was what the Gordon and Cameron Highlanders shouted as the union brigade (headed by the Scots Greys) charged the 45th and where Sergeant Euart (a Scots Grey) captured their imperial eagle. so nah nah na nah nah

Still need to drink it cold but it's definitely the best of the lot. If you like tasty hoppy beer.

200th anniversary of the battle of waterloo. Scotland forever.

It'll be the boyfriend or summat. Unfortunately the world is full of despicable people.

Van Dijk has done nothing in a competetive league. Why do you think he is any good?

Is someone going to block this Tube.

I call my son esè

No way could he win.

Good stuff dude.

I am awful at it, I get no real difference in my £20 bluetooth headphones than a £300 bang and Olufssen set. Too many Loud bangs in my life. I am lso shit at discerning visual quality too.

I call ducks ducks and dogs dogs, it's not an obsession just correct use of nomenclature. But I do detest civvies who obsess about the military. Unless they're properly recognised historions of course.

Happy birthday you old twat. For yesterday obv.

I refer the honourable gentleman to my earlier response.

I like Immobile's sister Donna. No one will get this.

First sensible thing you've ever said. Sad military obsessed civvy cunt.

Getting an RIP thread locked would be a disgrace.