Kevin Carr's Gloves

Tell her to pretend to be Swiss, you know like American's pretend they're Canadian.

In a cehicular incident. Ripped up both knees Snapped left femur Shattered right femur as it was forced through my hip bone. Broke my right hip bone. Broke 6 ribs Broke right clavicle Dislocated both shoulders Major whiplashinjuries

I reckon non illness rules I may win this one

Is she the one who forgot she had arms earlier in the tournament.

Am I missing something here, I thought there were 4 up there?

I went and did a degree.

I changed career at 40. It was the best thing I ever did.

2 week stomach bug! You must be as fat as a japanese prisoner of war.

I've heard he donated them to a boys football club for goalposts.

Pissed off BBC have Rylan in celebrity masterchef ffs.

I think we'll sign someone, somewhere in summertime.

Apple do a family sub I don't know if spotify or deezer do that.

Fox News is a fucking moronic idea.

An actual hero.

Lol

I've always detested tennis but it's almost bearable knowing we're watching Britain's most successful post war tennis player.

First day of a holiday.

Some good old fashioned socialism Hang on a second http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-30193791

There is a science behind cloning extinct animals. Steroids aren't good enough to allow a bitch in heels to outrun a T-Rex.

I think she forgets she has arms.

Fuck off twat lol

Another amazing glimpse into the future provided by Nostradumbass

Paddy power reckon Steve MacLaren is only 6/1 to resign / be sacked before xmas. waiting fior ewerk to pick up on the McClaren spelling.

I like how they've posted a picture of the dog instead of the lass.

Shave the old napper butch it up a bit and pretend you're a brickie. You'll get the posh totty looking for a bit of rough.