Kevin Carr's Gloves

We got the 6p a week before it got released due to an error on my behalf. It's alright I suppose.

Craft beer cultists who won't touch any lager and try to describe the small brewery lager of Germany as mass produced rubbish are tossers. In fact anybody telling people what to drink is fucking drink fascism and the sole preserve of wankers. At least the jakeys on the street bathed in their own shit and pish don't tell you only what they drink is worthy of the palate. And they have an excuse for stupid beards.

Craft beer cultists are wankers to a man.

I fucking detest Leeds, twice as a young lad 13-14 I went to Elland Road for the match. Both times after we were hemmed in in an almighty crush in a small area while Leeds Scum were allowed to rain bricks and bottles down on us while the cunts of the police did fuck all. Honestly thought if anyone fell they would be dead in the crush. Hope they go out of existence some time.

I think you need to trot on the pair of you.

That's an awesome name for a town mind.

Is it fuck like talking to a child, talking to children has the potential to be highly entertaining.

If Labour could gact like a decent political party they really could win the next election, this lot are just lurching from catastrophe to disaster.

Yeah but we aren't going to be in the top flight next season.

Is it reminiscent of a dark skinned character from a famous Mark Twain book?

I understand his point, get people locked in to ST deals with false promises and you're guaranteed a gate. Without STs they might have to actually deliver a product week in week out to get people going.

You never think.

I've never shit myself and I've spent weeks absolutely nowhere near a toilet.

Take him to a match when you expect us to get absolutely mullered, put him off it for life. He will be happier in the long run without this millstone of a club hanging round his neck.

People up here keep asking if I'll bring my boy up as a NUFC supporter. I always point out that I actually love him so why would I saddle him with that shit.

We're staying here http://grandcypress.regency.hyatt.com/en/hotel/home.html

Think of London and then forget it cos it's pretty much an over filled wanker station.

Orlando right in the middle of all the parks.

Florida is awesome, but it will be full now, going to be quiet when we're there.

Woohoo!!! WTF you posting on here for you sad bastard.

This time next week I'll be on the plane to Florida!!!!!

So we've decided against the generic thread then?

Bloody hell a recruitment consultant in Sunderland. Hope you're not on commission Stevie.

RIP Mr Corbett, your monologues were the stuff of legend.

Not paying agent = immediate contract termination Fingering a schoolgirl = carry on young man