Kevin Carr's Gloves

I would expect there to be a negative announcement after they are all in.

And 5ive have pulled out. https://uk.celebrity.yahoo.com/post/144856757599/5ive-pull-out-of-political-brexit-concert

Does the North East have a large lesbian contingency?

Those acts are just happy to be getting a gig.

I actually created a user with the intention of pulling off a well planned wum of huge proportions. However after a very short time I realised nothing I could do to make them look bad would match how they unintentionally made themselves look every day.

Ed Balls can fuck right off

Seen the first one which I enjoyed but it's fuck all like the comic so far.

Or however you spell it was won by Ken Loach for a film called I Daniel starring Newcastle's own Davey Johns

Wilshere to ho off injured before half time

Congratulations and welcome to joy and panic

I can guarantee he will.

Ironically

This guy shot a black kid for being a black kid in his street, he then got let off because he is white. If he had said sorry then got on with his life then fair enough, however he has now decided to make cash out of the fact that he gunned down an innocent black kid and got away with it. DO I want him dead, no, would I find it funny if his own racist greed was the reason he got killed, hell yes.

I would find it hilarious, especially if they got away with it.

Not sure if it has been said but would be funny if someone bought it and shot the cunt with it.

They should use this place as a grammar training school for kids cos you get away with fuck all here.

Asley prefers "sell cheap tat and treat your staff like slaves to accumulate"

It's Elton John

Obertan was a Pardew pick

I never saw Riviere play at Monaco and even though he was that leagues top scorer I can aussre you if I had indeed seen him play and score goals which I didn't then I definitely would not have recommended him above people who I also never saw but scored a lot less in the same position.

It was a Liverpool player who played the ball forward though.

I doubt his ability to understand English tbh nevermind complex contract negotiations.

I don't really care about punctuation I do it purely for my own pleasure.

Tbh I still think they'll fuck it up.