Kevin Carr's Gloves

No Mention of Kenny Baker?

Lad from my school murdered his mum and dad with a crossbow

Yeah a decently shitty start could see him getting the bullet. Edit: From a quick google search you can see he and Everton were notoriously slow starters to the season.

To be fair losing Fletcher improves any squad.

And when she does go mad she'll be fucked because the money didn't go to the nhs.

If it is can you jam it in your carotid please?

Seriously Marco Rubio is a fuckwit, how do these people get anywhere near power? Read the below article (first few lines will do it) then google is views on capital punishment. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/aug/07/marco-rubio-zika-virus-abortions-florida

Anyone remember Le Breve trousers?

I seriously don't understand the mentality of going to a current war zone on holiday.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-36974648 Seriously what kind of fuckwit would go on holiday to fucking Afghanistan.

Probably not but I bet he can count.

That's really good.

How are tattoos still seen as alt by the way.

Maybe they have really bad memories.

Get a Basenji.

I think Clark may get moved into the holding midfield role, based on nothing other than intuition.

Sea gulls in your chimney PC clogged with flies, are you living in The Stanley Hotel?

I wasn't even pointing out a mistake but wondering if you were using "urban dictionary" as a euphamism.

Fuck me you're touchy this morning, did you get forced into taking the large strapon last night?

By urbandictionary did you mean "profanisaurus"?

That's in no way down to Sheppard though, totally not his fault.

That is basic fucking parenting, social services should get the kids in and do the parents for fucking neglect.

They are un vaccinated kids moving to Costa RIca, I really don't think they have to worry about getting that old.

Fc Astana