Kevin Carr's Gloves

If it wakes in the morning to a wet bed has it really pissed itself?

Seeing GBBO is in itself a rip off of the masterchef format I would say a couple of tweaks and they would have something they could use.

He wouldn't be in Keegan's

The scientist? http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/douglas-carswell-tides-ukip-experts-science-mp-a7318461.html

Cost to actually build and open facilities approx £5-6 Billion, cost of PFI contracts £30 billion. http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/14432710.__30_billion__The_cost_of_Labour_s_toxic_PFI_legacy_to_Scotland/

PFI schools in Scotland are costing councils billions and are literally falling apart.

Fyp

Not sure about that bit but willing to be proved wrong. New Labour did very well, unfortunately their fuck ups, while few in number, were ball breakingly monumental.

Plus PFI plus the Iraq war plus Afghanistan.

Didn't child poverty increase under Labour?

What's wrong with fucking useless cheesey cock sauce licking winnit covered arse rimming wankers?

Anybody else do a double take whenever they read George Clooney's wifes name?

I can think of one certain people would be screaming about

Not a patch on his cousin tbf.

I just get annoyed by mysogynists.

Aye he just looks like a pouty goth kid. Oh and for physical attributes / force talent, when Luke was being trained by yoda there was quite a bit of running, stamina, balancing training which he was made to do. Rey seems way more focussed than he was and I have not seen her lose her temper or be bratty in any way, this would negate the whole crap that Yoda said was Luke's main weaknesses.

I watched TFA again on Friday night and tbh I think it's going to turn out that Kylo Ren is just being used for his family connections. He is not as good as Luke or Vader and that is why he is a bad tempered twat, Vader knew he was a mega force user Ren isn't. This also meant he was very beatable by a girl coming to terms with her hidden force powers. And those who think she hasn't had any training, she was abondoned at the age of 12ish and left to fend for herself and has prospered in a very harsh environment. She has to have a shitload of physical talent for that even if you ignore the force bit.

Pmsl

Ran out of painkillers 2 days ago, rattling tae fuck, as they say in these parts.

QFT

I have a bad feeling about this, I dreamt we won 7 - 0 and I scored the last one last night, ergo we're going to lose.

Have we ever done that?

Good I can't stand the sex offender loving cunts.

Not guaranteed though, fucking scraped through this season.