Kevin Carr's Gloves

If referees weren't so shit I would not be bothered if we didn't bring in VAR. However they are incredibly shit and self centred so we do need it.

John Turturro isn’t it?

Aren’t all biogs predictable?

Two things from the game so far 1: We are fairly crap, I think our longest spell of possession has been about 60 seconds I think. 2: Sissoko has the first touch of a buffalo.

He’s going to be missed definitely.

Is that two left tits or two large tits?

That’s chocking.

Watching Sunderland til I die and the first fan on says "Sunderland used to be the biggest ship building town in the world" start as you mean to go on I guess.

How competitive is the Walt Disney League nowadays?

I'll message Simone / Radgie

Was he calling from America?

I like how they’re against the suppression of technology and 5G.

They keep talking about the parachute payments. Isn’t Ellis Short getting them?

Try not being a cunt on the wind up

So can we now say Wikileaks is a right wing agency?

Niche.

With any luck it will all go massively tits up and he will be forced to sell us to raise some cash.

In the army.

Elias is not dermed ready yet, there’s a good chance he’ll go out on loan next season in Scotland.

I'm hugely skepitcal

Why we decided to leave them not the other way round.

And they all work for talksport too.

Is he the worst sports journalist in Britain?

I bet Ian Dunt had a cracking nickname at school.