Kevin Carr's Gloves

Hhmm

I’d love to see our passing accuracy stats

Trippier is shit today

Surely a dry bar should be renamed a cafe

I want Ten Hag to get the sack now because I don’t think they can afford to get anyone currently employed.

It's american

In Sunderland perhaps

It’s brilliant I love it

Sgt Taggart too

Except nightclubs aren't family friendly places who need to look clean to protect income,

I watched motd2 to see the mancs get beat but fucking hell the commentators were so far up their arse the whole game.

He stuck his toe in her foo?

Bruno will play out of his skin and you’ll buy him in January

Strange how Man City scored by getting the ball into the box. Maybe they should have tried that once or twice before the 98th minute.

I’m trying to work out if sad but true is an anagram of complete bollocks

You should be

We’ve been shit every other game too our luck has run out today

I think it’s an elaborate sting of some sort. I’m not sure what for but at some point I’m sure someone will want to round up all the fuckwits for processing.

I mean the whole made up reason to drink in Newcastle rather than Sunderland would tell anyone with half a brain the whole post was going to be utter bullshit.

If he starts ciggy he can fuck off.

25/7/2005