Kevin Carr's Gloves

Luckily I live in Scotland so this doesn’t apply.

I meant for the show, the bit where they sing the “used to build boats” line. They’re called ships you thick fucking makem twat.

I despise that intro music

Then that’s fine I just misinterpreted what you were saying, sorry.

The way I read this is you were claiming 80% from the government while still paying 100% meaning your staff were getting 180% of their wages.

So you’re claiming the 80% then you’re paying 20% to make it 100%

But you’re also claiming money off the government to pay them.

That sounds a bit like fraud to be honest.

Report the cunt

I actually have a fraction of an atom of hope this time. Based purely on the fact he has sunk money into high street stores and must be losing cash right now.

I was at Headley Court in 1989 for just under a year. That was the Combined Forces medical rehabilitation centre. we had 1 lad who’s lower arms had been taken off in a mortar attack in NI . He was called safe because he was h-armless. there was a lad who had lost both lower legs in an accident on exercise who was called Alcy. There was also a guy who got shot 3 times by his own people when he jumped out of bed during a border contact and grabbed his rifle but forgot he was wearing civvies. He was called mr popular

If you send me your bank details I will happily donate £5 towards you buying a sense of humour.

Fucke them, the Brexit voting cunts.

Ferdinand was a mile onside for that disallowed goal.

Preston North End

Army officer is tory ring licker, well that’s a shock.

This has some serious financial implications to football clubs and their owners.

I coughed to clear my throat on the train this morning and a woman looked at me like I had spat in her mouth. I coughed into my arm as well.

Con tain ment = 3 syllables de lay = 2 syllables 3-2=1 the difference between 3 and 2 = 1 the difference between containment and delay is 1 syllable.

1 syllable

Are you just annoyed they were right?

Yeah I think we’re safe now, I can’t see anyone in the bottom 3 catching us tbh.

Rocky Road isn’t even a cake!!!

I like how he did that wearing flip flops