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Yeah, not for the extra size though. For the smooth feel.

Do any teams have coaches for specefic positions in the teams? Like Wingers? Could keep Nobby on as one of them when he retires from football and have him teach free kicks and crosses and wing play.

Chuck the Zog up front, gurantee he will do better than Ameobi if he isn't fully fit.

Or how about the fact that I glanced at the picture as I scrolled down the screen? Only realising who it was once I looked at it again once I had made my post. So because I think given a run in the team Faye will do alot better than people think, I know nothing about football? Get your head out your ass mate.

Was the scare that he is fit?

Well aren't you a fountain of knowledge, I thought it was Boumsong.

Nick, James and the fella behind Faye: We don't understand why Faye gets stick, he didn't cost the club much, has a low salary, can play in both central midfield roles and is hardly ever injured and never complains about being on the bench. Not to mention people basing this all on seeing him play a few times through the year, because he has never had a solid run/chance in the first team. tbh.

Got to level 21. 15 is harder than 16.

The only unreal prospect proposed in this thread is Torres. 151560[/snapback] Toni? Nihat? (considering he's just moved clubs) How much do you think people like Bent and Ashton would cost anyway? And why would Saviola come here? 151561[/snapback] I didn't see someone had mentioned Toni. And did you read what I wrote after the Nihat suggestion?

The only unreal prospect proposed in this thread is Torres.

Wouldn't mind 3 of the following Viduka Hartson Bent Kuyt McBride Roberts Ashton Anelka Nihat (if he hasn't been sold already) Or push N'zogbia to an upfront position.

Expect to see Hartson, Viduka and Shearer coming out of retirement Hulk Hogan style. 151549[/snapback] With shirt ripping action?

Depends on how much £££ we have. Would like to see Kuyt, Bent and Mcbride come our way.

http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~kritip/managers%20job.htm

Like something out of Family Guy.

What's the diffrence between a nigger and a bike? Bikes don't sing when you chain them together. Apologies.

If I was in need of a shit, I would probally go there as a last resort. Otherwise nip off to a pub.

Im happily anticipating the next instalment. Sounds like a stalker.

Shave all your hair off and call out the name of the nearest loved one as if you are dieing. Stan......Stan!!

Team I want to win: Holland Team I think will win: Spain Second team: England

Why are black men so tall? Because their Knee grows

Do not read if easily offended, I apolgise in advance. Whats red and smells of Holly? Ian Huntleys C*ck!

Mcphil looks like he sleeps next to a radiator.

Shouldn't this be "Football team nickname" knowledge? Nicknames of teams are hardly a big part of the game are they? [/pedantic]

<------ Holland for the win.