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Bungle has just said 'Asking retired health care to come back and help' Is that wise? If they're retired, they're surly at risk?

Schools to shut, but allow Key workers and at risk kids to go in

The one thing about restrictions on stuff. For me, it's not an issue as there is only myself and my wife. But there's a lad in the office who's got 4 kids and his mam live's with him. So he shops for 7.

But that goes against capitalism!

Oh well, that's one good thing about this

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-51836898

Everton, devastated

Will start it tonight. I finished the second season of Killing Eve last night.

Josh needs to google Xhamster

Teasing everyone as ever trying to keep morale up. I like it.

Just been for a walk into town to grab some bits. The amount of old wobblers is mad.

Renton, I think you need to take some time offline. Honestly dude, for your own mental health.

Blue Mackems. Fuck off

Anyone seen Westworld?

Pubs are our version of the second amendment

That Corbyn though, fuck me, he's dangerous.

That's because he's had them executed

Vine is an utter bell end

I think it stops droplets. It stops people spreading rather than you picking it up.

It's caused by that fucking bungling idiot in No. 10. Has the cunt Self Isolated too?

Can you imagine Churchill during the Blitz saying 'Yes, millions of you will die' Fuck me. He's more like Chruchill the fucking dog the floppy haired cunt.

That's good Gloom, thanks for that. Nice bit of positive in this.

A few things ring true though. The white noise out there at the moment is deafening. I was speaking to a mate yesterday (on the phone before anyone panics) and we were both saying Bungle Johnson should have been holding evening breifings. His lack of communication and even lack of effective communication is causing mass panic. Then you have bell ends at the moment like Pier Morgan throwing their tuppance in.

I went to the corner shop earlier and on the way back the tree's are starting to bud, some have blossom on them. It's starting to get warmer, days getting longer. Imagine all this shit in mid December?