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How do toothpaste adverts actually get away with people not taking the piss? That one with the bird talking about her arse, health and then she says something like 'Oooo how do I look after my teeth' then she clearly brushes her teeth with no fucking toothpaste on her brush. The fucking mong.

I don't think we need to panic tbh. The other teams have some harder run in's.

The L-Carntine is an ADRV plain and simple. Absolutely fuck all need for it for elite athletes.

Yes Steve, that's the problem. We seem to be ok against Man City and that's about it. Teams we should be beating were fucking turd

He invested into Uber before it went global and that's certainly helped him.

He wont be found doping because his pal Lord Coe will look after him. Simples

Spot on. He's like a cunt been caught speeding 'Oh I never speed this is the first time' Fuck off. When he beat Cram's record, Cram was 'stunned' by it.

The old line of 'One of the most tested athletes in the world' Now where have I heard that before? Unknown Package of PED. Senior employee of publically funded body Absent entries in documentation Wiggins. Farah. Froome Hold on though Brits Don’t Dope Phew. Must be dem pesky Russians.

So, Sir Mo, dirtier than a £10 hooker eh. Anyone watch Panorama last night? Anyone still think he's clean as fuck?

You want grinder mate

i think this was highlighted when he went off against Oxford. He was missed as a focal point.

Well apparently it's not a sackable offence as it was said in Jest.

How the likes of Merson and co can say Pickford is still england's No1 I don't know. He's awful at the moment and should be dropped for Pope

I have only been to London once, but this year it's on my list to go and explore down there more.

Last few times I've listened to 5live I've been agreeing with Sutton. He was ripping cabbage head earlier regarding Joleinton and how he doesn't like scoring goals which is weird for a forward lol

29th away goal we've conceded this season.

2-0 Benteke with both

Watched some of the Derby v Fulham game. I tell you what. Rooney is a great passer of the ball.

Basically the lad who is supposed to be in charge. Isn't. He's lacking some skills. Which as a friend I am very disappointed in. My head is fried just trying to think how someone can 'joke' about coming into a workplace with an assault rifle.

Started Sex Education the other night. Easy watching and a good laugh.

Everyone I have mentioned this to, have said the same. Why he still has a job I don't know.

We are only a small company and don't have a HR dept I just looked at one of the lads who looked as stunned as me lol

Fuck knows. He did similar before Christmas when he said in another 'joke' that he was going to slit someones throat.

Well this morning has been interesting. Young Tory boy has had an email he doesn't like and kicked off about it. Called the gaffer (who isn't in) all sorts. The line manager told him off etc. Tory boy with a smirk has told him he wants to be careful as he will get so frustrated and do a USA High School massacre type of killing. Said he would love to shoot him in the face. Absolutely unhinged. I would be safer working in Broadmoor!

I've just been out to lunch. Walked past a homeless guy who looked frozen. I asked if he wanted a sandwich and a coffee. So went to Greggs got him one. Whilst I was getting it, some old bag muttered something. I asked her what she said. She said 'I called you a complete mug for feeding that drug riddled man' WTF!