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I would piss myself if we started the season with no manager

https://www.bangkokpost.com/world/1713912/arctic-heat-wave-hits-worlds-northernmost-settlement

Listened to desert Island discs today (fuck off I'm old) it was Marcus Wareing. One of his was Tina Turner Simply the best. He's a big boxing fan and even did some himself. Chose this because of Eubanks. Man listening to it brought back a load of memories as a kid when I used to watch boxing a lot with my old man.

Gone apparently

Sounds good, thanks. When she was teaching by the sounds of it she was bloody good at it. She was in PE. She played at county level for Squash and Hockey and then since retirement, kids have left, this affair she seems lost. So I assume she has all this shit built up in her head and now she has time it's rattling around her head. Even when I chat to my father in law about squash I always get the quip from her 'Oh I played county before he did'.

Without doubt her confidence took a right smash. She apparently knew about it and kept quiet as my wife and brother were kids at the time and she didnt want anything upsetting them. It's so difficult and messed up. A few years ago my wife would have taken her mum away. No chance now because she is pretty difficult to be with at the moment. We are going on a family holiday in Sept. We did last year in the hope it would go a way to building it but it just was the same all over. One of the nights entertainment was a bunch of lasses dancing in next to fuck all. We were all having a giggle and the 'Oh you never looked at my boobs when they were that big' it's just comments like that what you get tired of.

Fuck me, I had a bet that Fist would be the first one with that remark

Good Morning Campers Bit of advice required. When I first met my now wife she had discovered a month or so prior that her old man many years ago had a long affair. Their parents remained together and it all seemed sorted. My wife was very upset about the whole situation as you can imagine and went to counselling etc. When I first met her parents you wouldn't have known about the affair and all seemed fine. Her mother then I would chat with on the phone when she called and we would have a laugh and there was the odd time I called her for some advice myself. She's an ex teacher and seemed to be great at listening and advice etc. A few years into my relationship with my wife thing started to deteriorate with her parents. Basically her mother has never dealt with it and with it being out in the open she seemed to think it was OK to be miserable. Whenever we visit I always give her a hug etc and she would say stuff like 'Oh I'm glad you and x (her son) give me hugs because he never does' just snide petty comments like that. Anyways, this has now got worse over the years and its just become uncomfortable around her. It's so negative and it's just not nice. I recently went away with my father in law, brother in law and some of their friends for a weekend in the Lakes. She kicked off at that being a lads weekend away and she phoned him at 11pm asking where he was etc. Basically she has zero trust in him. The only time she appears to be relaxed is on holiday with him and thats because in her words 'He's a different man on holiday' but really, it's her that's different and that' because she knows where he is 24/7! The whole situation now has made my wife and brother in law angry more than sad now. They don't enjoy being around her for long periods and whenever they come and visit we anticipate the glum face and the 'He's moaning because I've forgotten xyx'. I wouldnt now think of calling her if I needed a chat or advice either, which makes me sad. She doesn't seem to listen when they have tried to speak to her and get the stock answer of 'we're alright' but that clearly isn't the case. They're both not spring chickens anymore and I get the feeling they just don't see the point in divorcing so lets live the rest of our lives in misery (which could easily still be 20+ years!) Father in law still works 3 days a week and he enjoys it. Still fit as a butchers dog and I am sure some of it is because he gets to leave the house still! I have told my wife to write her parents a letter. If they don't listen when spoken to, the words on a piece of paper my hit harder and mean something. It's by no means meant to upset them, but what is happening to the relationship with their children is not good. I don't have a clue what else they can do? I mean ultimately it's up to their parents to sort out and if they don't, they will end up having less and less contact with their kids. Any other advice?

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/first-rafa-perez-now-bruce-16576752#ICID=Android_ChronicleNewsApp_AppShare

You can bet your mortgage that any compo will come off the Transfer kitty

From .com Newcastle's pursuit of Steve Bruce continued on Friday, but Sheffield Wednesday are clearly in no mood to let him leave on the cheap and the issue of compensation remains unresolved. In addition to a claimed contractual payment of up to £5m, it's claimed that Wednesday are seeking additional recompense for releasing Bruce's two coaches, Steve Agnew and Stephen Clemence. Bruce took training at his current club on Friday and as it stands, will be in charge when the Owls play a friendly at Lincoln City on Saturday. Could this be any more embarrassing? PS: This has some hallmarks of our pursuit of Steve McClaren in 2015, when news of our interest in him mid-season was followed by his Derby County side losing form rapidly and the Rams then sacking him - McClaren then taking charge at SJP and NUFC avoiding having to pay out any compensation.

According to .com he Bruce took training at Weds today.

Just damp?

Aye Im with Al on this. Fat sam is a greedy fucker and would have jumped at the chance of another pay day

Scab

That made me laugh too

Aye, you can meet your mates in a heroin den covered in shit and get more enjoyment.

If that's true, no way will Ashley pay that.

Let's be honest. Why would anyone take the job unless they were out of work? Weds have a decent owner now havent they and someone who invests into the club. He's jumping from that and into a position of the total opposite.

There's no fucking way he was contacted, no fucking way. He's been back pedalling ever since he said that. No doubt pissed up with that red faced fat alcho cunt who hosts the show

https://twitter.com/SkyKaveh/status/1149012188402724865?s=19

You've got to laugh because daft cunts LIKE Jordan still pedal that we are at a level now where that's the sort of manager we attract. The bitter cockney cunt.

Did he turn it down or was it the fact they couldnt agree compo with Birmingham?