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Basically the lad who is supposed to be in charge. Isn't. He's lacking some skills. Which as a friend I am very disappointed in. My head is fried just trying to think how someone can 'joke' about coming into a workplace with an assault rifle.

Started Sex Education the other night. Easy watching and a good laugh.

Everyone I have mentioned this to, have said the same. Why he still has a job I don't know.

We are only a small company and don't have a HR dept I just looked at one of the lads who looked as stunned as me lol

Fuck knows. He did similar before Christmas when he said in another 'joke' that he was going to slit someones throat.

Well this morning has been interesting. Young Tory boy has had an email he doesn't like and kicked off about it. Called the gaffer (who isn't in) all sorts. The line manager told him off etc. Tory boy with a smirk has told him he wants to be careful as he will get so frustrated and do a USA High School massacre type of killing. Said he would love to shoot him in the face. Absolutely unhinged. I would be safer working in Broadmoor!

I've just been out to lunch. Walked past a homeless guy who looked frozen. I asked if he wanted a sandwich and a coffee. So went to Greggs got him one. Whilst I was getting it, some old bag muttered something. I asked her what she said. She said 'I called you a complete mug for feeding that drug riddled man' WTF!

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Cheers Rents darling, you've made my day

Oh and the worst one is like Will from inbetweeners. A little Tory faced little cunt. Around summer I said we would have a GE before the end of the year. he came out and laughed mouthing off I knew nothing about politics because I was a labour wanker. I said lets have £20 bet. He still hasn't paid up. His parents top his wage up by £500 each month too.

Pretty much. He wasn't brought in initially to manage the team though and he outlined that he didn't want to do that to start. They brought him in to help me as experience. He's a superb engineer. They just don't give any respect to senior staff in here at al. Fair enough if you're being a cunt to them. I didn't respond well to some engineers when I was younger if they treat me like shit. But if I had dropped a bollock I would hold my hands up and take the shit then. Here, the lad will say can you phone XYZ. No. That's it basically. WTF.

Aye, but I think he also has a feeling because he's new he doesn't feel like he can start smashing faces in. One lad who is very disruptive I've told him to isolate him on his own. Keep him away from the rest of the team so he cannot disrupt others. He and the main gaffer agreed. What's happend? Nothing. He is still sat with 3 others who will happily sit there and talk bollocks all day. Monday we have a resource meeting. I asked one lad what he had on. He said he had a job and I said ok, anything else. He listed 3 others. All minor things. The first job he listed he still hasnt finished. It's an hours job at most. Yet nobody question's it. When I do they all kick off saying it's not my role. I have 23 years exp in the industry, they have 3.

@Ant I told my mate I feel a cunt because things were ok when I suggested him. Aye @Gemmill. I have had countless chats with him about it. He knows the issue. He told me he doesn't want to be seen as a boss who shouts etc. I said all he has to do is tell them that a 2 hour lunch to walk their dog isn't on.

I have been in my current job for just over a year now. Gaffers are sound as, they get some great projects in. My immediate boss was a split arse who was shite. She started the week after me, but they soon got rid. We were then in limbo for sometime. But it wasn't bad. The team is a young inexperienced team, but that wasn't an issue. They soon realised however when they gave her the bullet there was no immediate gaffer in the office and they started fucking about, taking the piss with the hours etc. I worked independently so it never bothered me. Anyway, gaffer asked if I knew anyone around August time and I did. Put a mates CV forward and they got him in. He's now my immediate gaffer. The honeymoon period lasted two weeks and they were back into their ways. We (me and him) are having a daily battle now trying to get stuff done and sent out. They have appalling attitudes. It's not like they cannot do stuff, it's just they cannot be arsed. My immediate boss and me were called in by the main directors in Nov and Dec to discuss how we could get stuff out quicker as we are getting a lot of stick. We both told them about the issue's which they knew about. We suggested a few changes, they agreed but nothing was implemented, nothing has changed. My immediate boss with 30 years exp is basically fucking begging undergrads to call people up, or do work etc. Anyways, I am pretty much ready to go now. I've checked out. My my boss as a bloke is sound as fuck, he pays me a top wage, he's fair as fuck. But his lack of managing the situation in the office isn't great. He seems to think that not giving them a payrise or promotion in April means they will leave on their own accord. I've asked him why would they? They get to come and go as they please, they don't have to get work out as their is no consequences, they don't have to make any hours up and they get a top Christmas bonus still. So why leave? I was approached by an old boss last week. It's at a company he went to 5 years ago and they need someone at my level. I've heard good things about the company and my old boss is sound, a great mentor to me when I was younger. Anyways I told him I would go for a chat. Gossip has obviously got round as my immediate gaffer said he cant loose me otherwise they don't have anyone to do the work Fuck me. What more can I do other than suggest we need to basically fire 70% of the team. The main boss said he wont do that, fine. Put them all on performance reviews. One of the lads clearly has some ADHD as he shouts and screeches a lot when it goes quiet for more than 10 minutes. He's currently got 3 jobs all behind, yet has a 2 hour lunch to walk his dog! I feel guilty for going to have a chat because the main boss is such a nice genuine guy. But unfortunately he's getting dry bummed by a bunch of cunts who thing they're entitled to everything. If they were all genuinely coming in, doing a fair shift I wouldn't be going for a chat. It's the fact not one of them give any flying fuck at all.

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Good, let the cunts sit in their own shit. The sad blind cunts will still vote for them again.

He was on at Harrogate a few weeks back, but was sold out.

Just seen the bin dippers score. No doubt 'Another special night at Anfield' awaits.

Got it recorded. I am currently watching The Stranger on Netflix. One more to go. Decent.

What the actual fuck is changing in the offside law? Absolutely fuck all. 'Even of other parts are in fron' So basically arms? That's all.

I don't think Leeds are tbh. They don't have the strength in depth at all, but I do think they will strengthen. I will be gutted if they do come up, although we always enjoy a good day at bellend road

If the cunt doesn't die, he will still vote Tory

West Ham have got the following; Man City (a) Liverpool (a) Southampton (h) Arsenal (a) Wolves (h) Spurs (a) Chelsea (a) Then they play us. That's a fucking nasty run of fixtures, especially as their form is L,D,L,L,D Their last draw was 3v3 v Brighton. Their last win was a 2v0 over Gillingham in the FA Cup!

Listening to 5live earlier and they were discussing relegation and Villa especially. It's the first time I've ever though Sutton was talking sense. He said there's a lot of noise about Mings yet they conceded a hell of a lot with him. Then Jonathan Pearce said about us getting dragged into the relegation battle and he said that he was getting that many stats out he was confusing himself and taking rubbish He also said West Ham have a solid run in. Would be mint to see them go down