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He looks older than his mother

Love the hastags on that post

FFS Thats mad I was sat in the garden earlier reading. Neighbour came out and was on the phone to her mam and she said shes got a busy week going to see friends or friends coming to see her.

Went for a walk locally and there were loads of people out clearly taking mummy for a mothers day walk. Absolutely mental.

I'm pretty much first in anyway! I unlock the office and usually in on my own for a good couple of hours before the cunts come in

It's possible I can work from home as can virtually the whole office. Yet because the boss hasn't addressed the work shy fuckers he wants people in. He's told out linemanger and myself to our faces he doesn't trust them at home. Now. I leave in a couple of weeks to start a new job. All of them are working at home already. Most of my industry is working from home. What the fuck do I do? I feel like going in tomorrow and grabbing my work and coming back home to work from home. Yet we've been told if we want to work from home it must be agreed with a director. As apparently the government guidance says work from home if you're self isolating only. Which it doesn't at all. I think the gaffers are been very irresponsible about all of this.

You're doing the right thing Renton. I follow a few national parks on FB and apparently this weekend they've been overwhelmed as if its a boiling Bank Holiday weekend. Yorkshire Dale's has warned if it continues they will shut it similar to the Foot and Mouth outbreak

Well, I was supposed to be going to Belgium next week. Cancelled. Lakes for Easter, Cancelled. Italy in mid June - Almost deffo cancelled. Fingers crossed for our Anniversary trip to Ibiza in Sept. I also have a weekend in Belgium booked for November. TBH I would happily have fuck all holiday if this lot went away!

Just watching Sky Sports News and loads of Prem teams are going back to training next week WTF

Will this be the end of Footballers earning an obscene amount of money or is that just pie in the sky?

Aye every time I come on here and read this I see a certain poster has posted I come off

Cats back lads let's keep the language down eh? Hope you're well cat and stay strong.

Absolutely nailed on. Like Renton said. At least in the second world war you had a physical enemy so to speak you could see. This fucker you don't know if you have it at all. You could be carrying it.

I had to google what BAU meant Apparently there will be a lockdown soon in the Smurk. Is that what you ITK is saying Gloomy?

I've just been for a walk in town and there must be a group of 200 teenage kids just chilling with the end of term vibe. WTF. Where don't they understand social distancing?

Wife said a week or so ago they will hit 0%

I walked past a chippy at lunch and it was rammed!

Gaffer here is under pressure to send people home. We can all work from home like. He's just told me he doesn't trust the idiots at all. I just asked him. 'Why are you employing them then?' he couldn't answer lol.

I wonder if anyone has the balls to ask Bungle tonight about the decades of Tory cuts and how it's now showing how fragile it is and we have to get the armed services involved.

Some fucker sent me a WhatsApp last night, it was a link to the Washington Post with the headline of Trump having it. When you clicked on it, of course a massive black guy with a huge cock

Or maybe cook something and then freeze it

Are these 20k troops like the x amount of new doctors and nurses the Tories promised?