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I am honestly on the floor, I am fucking stunned.

People have seriously lost their fucking minds

Fuck me

Arse going like a rabbits nose!

FFS Sky news making more of the Newcastle v Sunderland been first to call.

If Cuntsberg is smiling I'm off to bed

I was less nervous on my Wedding morning!

Swindon counting place is where the Tories shut down the train parts making place and where Honda now makes parts which is closing down due to Brexit. Oh the Irony.

I feel sick

Where you seen that?

most bunch of callous bastards this country has ever known.

if it is a hung parliment whats the best outcome?

Nope https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bishop_Auckland_(UK_Parliament_constituency)

Aye thats why theyre all skint

Labour

Tories to win I think

A works do on a Weds, nice gaffers!

My wife volunteers at a local all people's home. She goes and chats with the old dears who don't get family visits or the like.

I actually thought MF would come up with that comment first.

Young Tory boy in the office. Father used to be a principal of a college, decent job like. he went to a private school. Mother stayed at home and no doubt got smashed by derek the gardener every week. He think's he's something special because he listens to Chopin, votes Tory and drinks a fine malt every now and then. Sad cunt is 22, still a virgin, just started to drive and has the social skills of a fucking mushroom. He lives in a massive Labour area in Leeds too. Works in an industry that if things go pear shaped will be one of the first hit. We have tried telling him were still not recovered from the last recession but he cannot see past his Ralph Lauren glasses his mummy and daddy bought him.

THEY'VE HAD 3 FUCKING YEARS 'TO GET IT DONE'

Is it wise to listen to The Smiths today