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Was drinking when I read that. It's now coming out of my fucking nose.

And supporting Peados

Seen a few suggesting it could be end of next week or week after.

Some comic relief dog shit on TV last night with cunts like Lloyd webber on and Gary Barlow. Both tax avoiding cunts asking for donations. Get to fuck.

Fuck me. B&Q have opened stores. The government have fuck all control. They don't need an exit strategy as all the big businesses will do it for em when they fucking want.

Michael Bridges recons Bruce has done an 'amazing job' Thick fuck.

Someone posted on my Insta. Apparently theres a group of FB saying that the lockdown is part of a test as Bozo and Trump are going to attack China and this is a test to see if the public can stay at home

Has it been announced yet?

Our Ibiza trip is with TUI and for now we're just doing nothing. Like Renton we have to pay the balance by July I think. But the way things are we have zero chance to go away. Fuck me, if I got a weekend in the Lakes in December at this rate I would be delighted.

I was supposed to goto Belgium in March and despite France being in lockdown and Belgium the Euro tunnel cunts would only let us move our booking. So I thought fine ill move it to next year. Nah, the booking is only allowed to be moved 12months max to time of booking. I fucking booked the thing at end of November last year. They're not even entertaining moving it. Cunts.

Aye. Although we're seeing numbers dropping so who knows. It's mad. When I say dropping they're slowly coming down. I'm supposed to be in ibiza for fucking end of Sept too. Italy gone, now fucking ibiza looking like the same.

Have we bought anyone yet?

I'm still pissing me knickers here. Until its happened I don't believe it.

Everyone of my friends I've taken to Newcastle for a weekend or a match have said how much they've loved it. It's a beautiful city. Some of the history of Newcastle is amazing. It's got stunning architecture, amazing civil engineering. The people are great etc Souness is just sour. He would have never said that about Liverpool years ago. We need to be honest. We're not going to have world beaters to start with. But with money we can attract better than the dross like colback and Joelinton etc. We use that as a base and build on. If we have ambition and show progression we can attract any fucker in the world. Fuck em!

They'll just ignore it like it hasn't happened.

Truth

I thought that was a post from Gemmill reading that

Funny, when I was cycling the other week a family were walking the full width of the road and looked fucked off when I asked them if I could get passed.

Lorraine laughing and joking and saying how great it is that the front line nurses are making their own PPE. Fuck me.

Is that the one where sourness got sacked the day after? I went to that game. Long drive home lol