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Just had a text off my line manager. He's apparently spoken to the director in question who's been a cunt and they've all agreed we can work from home. They're just worried about the workshy not outputting. I've not replied. I won't get the email as I'm not logged into my work emails so fuck em. He's acted an utter cunt and shot himself in the foot big style.

This is bringing a lot of cunts out. I have always been able to work from home. Yet the cunts expect me in because they have failed to address a bunch of cunts. Fuck that.

I was stunned. Their loss. Fuck em

Well, woke up this morning, got a shower and went to work (the room in my house) turned on my emails, now I am full fucking Radge! I spoke to the main gaffer yesterday who was more than fine me working at home. I got an email around 10 from the other director throwing his weight around asking for me to produce evidence on my sickeness and why I am on that at risk group. He said I need to proiduce comprehensive evidence on what I have done when off and working from home etc. This morning though fuck me. Another cunt of an email. This one at 21:15 AFTER the governments announcement, saying he wants me back in the office basically. Said my recent illness didn't put me at risk. I had to produce evidence I was on meds for it too. I said fine, i shall be in to collect me stuff at the weekend and good luck. Last week the main gaffer sent an email saying we all needed to bunker down and graft hard. Basically stop dicking about etc. Day after 3 workshy fuckers were either off sick or self isolating. Now the cunt is trying to broad brush and make it 'fair' for all. So he's shot himself in the foot. I am off sick and two jobs now won't go out this week. Well done cock nose. I finish in 8 days anyways.

Chavs panic buying Lonsdale today

It's utter madness. I am working from home (gaffer was sound btw) and I've seen groups of kids going past the house every now and then. WTF!

A mate of mine works for a comapny supplying equipment to ICU's, He posted this on FB today. Somone asked his about the % of these, he the replied with this;

He's eaten it already

One programme I always see adverts for is Impractical Jokers and jesus it looks absolute pony. If any positive comes out of the shit situation we're in, is people getting paid for fuck all skills in doing what them cunts do.

Sex education like Gloom said is good. Noughts and Crosses on the Beeb is decent.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-DG7dCAUkE/?igshid=1nl96nf2l88c3

He looks older than his mother

Love the hastags on that post

FFS Thats mad I was sat in the garden earlier reading. Neighbour came out and was on the phone to her mam and she said shes got a busy week going to see friends or friends coming to see her.

Went for a walk locally and there were loads of people out clearly taking mummy for a mothers day walk. Absolutely mental.

I'm pretty much first in anyway! I unlock the office and usually in on my own for a good couple of hours before the cunts come in

It's possible I can work from home as can virtually the whole office. Yet because the boss hasn't addressed the work shy fuckers he wants people in. He's told out linemanger and myself to our faces he doesn't trust them at home. Now. I leave in a couple of weeks to start a new job. All of them are working at home already. Most of my industry is working from home. What the fuck do I do? I feel like going in tomorrow and grabbing my work and coming back home to work from home. Yet we've been told if we want to work from home it must be agreed with a director. As apparently the government guidance says work from home if you're self isolating only. Which it doesn't at all. I think the gaffers are been very irresponsible about all of this.

You're doing the right thing Renton. I follow a few national parks on FB and apparently this weekend they've been overwhelmed as if its a boiling Bank Holiday weekend. Yorkshire Dale's has warned if it continues they will shut it similar to the Foot and Mouth outbreak

Well, I was supposed to be going to Belgium next week. Cancelled. Lakes for Easter, Cancelled. Italy in mid June - Almost deffo cancelled. Fingers crossed for our Anniversary trip to Ibiza in Sept. I also have a weekend in Belgium booked for November. TBH I would happily have fuck all holiday if this lot went away!

Just watching Sky Sports News and loads of Prem teams are going back to training next week WTF

Will this be the end of Footballers earning an obscene amount of money or is that just pie in the sky?

Aye every time I come on here and read this I see a certain poster has posted I come off

Cats back lads let's keep the language down eh? Hope you're well cat and stay strong.

Absolutely nailed on. Like Renton said. At least in the second world war you had a physical enemy so to speak you could see. This fucker you don't know if you have it at all. You could be carrying it.