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I recently joined a Ukrainian dating site. I've now got a chick in Kiev..

Is GB news on Youtube? How many gammons have ditched Sky?

https://bsky.app/profile/newcastleunited.com/post/3lcibuqoijs2f HBA was class that day

Binned mine off ages ago.

Heeee-Hymns?

Would look at starting Trippier tonight just for that experience and calmness.

I've unfollowed Athletic on Bluesky. Fuck me. They spam all the fucking time.

Ah, so that's why he was on the cross

What's the situation with Haydn's contract on PSR?

I thought this response would have come sooner. You're slowing down guys, come on!

Started this yesterday. Really good.

Apparently Kalvin Philips is gonna be ditched by Ipswich. They have a clause in his loan where either side can terminate in Jan and they're exercising it. Lazy cunt apparently 😂

I've finally fucked off Instagram. Every fucker want's to be an influencer now. Why cant people just do their hobbies without tagging in fucking companies virtually begging for free shit?

Next its gonna be Sir David aint it?

Brian Deane went there too and Damian Hirst. Apparently Jack Higgins who wrote The Eagle has landed was a teacher there

Maybe you would get a better response if you didn't put the last bit on

My gaffer gets close to 200 emails a day. Most of em shite. Our office manager ccs him into emails about getting milk ffs. I've told her there's no need for him to be in these emails and she disagrees with me. 😂

Terry Griffiths yesterday 😢 one of my nans faves.

Ive just been diagnosed with Gammon Flu. I originally had Swine flu, but I went to hospital and they cured me

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that

Rashford decided he's a footballer now nonce has gone