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Come on, let's get back on track like!

Growing up my best mate was killed by a drink driver at 12 years old. It's haunted me ever since. I have never got behind the wheel after a drink as a result. I just couldn't live with myself. I was having Sunday dinner on mothers day in a local pub with my wife and friend. Non of us were drinking alcohol. A table next to us had a big family on. Every single one of them were drinking. One bloke had c4 pints and a glass of Champagne to celebrate mothers day. He must have been mid 60s. I went outside to make a call, they all came out, he got in the car and drove. I couldn't give a flying fuck, but the next call I made to was the Police. I hope the cunt got pulled and is now getting his arse hole rimmed out. Why the fuck is it so difficult not to booze and drive?

I didn't know where to put this, but this felt the best place. I have just got back from a long weekend in Belgium. Fuck me, what an absolute fucking shit hole we live in. It's utterly depressing. The whole of the A1 is basically a landfill site. There's some junction's a landfill site would have less litter in. Operation Brock (was stack) was in full flow because of thee weather & also the P&O situation. But the poor truckers had tailbacks of 25 MILES. No facilities, nothing. I bet some where there for well over a day, exceeding their driving limits. Fucking disgusting the way we treat people. We were delayed by 2h on the tunnel, which in comparison is fuck all like. But when we got there its clear they're short staffed. The car terminal hardly had any cars there, there was hardly anyone in the terminal. The place was dead. Yet we were delayed for 2h? Coming back, was similar. Then get to passport control. We get pulled by the UK passport people asking us all sorts of questions. We both have Irish passports and I think that spooked them

No way we're down.

Sorry Allan but you're a show pony

Sounds like ASM is back to his best. AKA missing cuddly bear Brewcie. It was better when he was 'ill' Get rid of the cunt.

In Belgium for the cycling so didnt see the game. Saw the result. Were we really as bad as the result suggests?

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CbxpSnLD0Ho/?utm_medium=copy_link This is class

Makes a change from me like. 😂

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ca91T2Tl3pj/?utm_medium=copy_link 😍

That podcast is shite tbh. Thick Lancashire cunt who thinks he's paddy mcguinness. Who's equally a cunt.

Surprised he wasnt in his element

Most def

Sounds like Everton are gonna have to sell DCL or Richarldson to balance the books

Fuck me, I can never ever go back to doing a thread now

Get in lad, pop that match thread cherry

FWIW, when Richards started doing his punditry I enjoyed it. He was a breathe of fresh air. But now, he seems like he has to do that laugh all the time and it's forced. He just seems to be well over the top now.

I have an Irish passport so I do. BTW I know Richards cousin, I went to school with him

The Howe effect.

Even myself

I bet he will leave a mark on ya

@Dr Gloomh'way man, match thread.

Richards face Not fake laughing now you cunt

You sure he's not an Erasure gig?

I heard they were bad. It's mad it wasn't stopped tbh.